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Scav 07-17-2008 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmc
You must have heard wrong. I am a MCL4k at Finger Lakes.

Kev, at what age do they (golfers) not know what hitting one on the screws means? Or better yet, what year was the last club made with screws on the face.

How old is Garrison? If he's young, quiz him on the first tee tomorrow and throw him off his game. "Say Garrison, do you know where hitting one on the screws comes from?"

It's kind of like saying "Dial 1-800-Total Crap" to buy something knowing there hasn't been a rotary phone manufactured in years. People 25 years old have probably never "dialed" a phone.

What do you usually shoot?

GPK 07-17-2008 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmc
You must have heard wrong. I am a MCL4k at Finger Lakes.

Kev, at what age do they (golfers) not know what hitting one on the screws means? Or better yet, what year was the last club made with screws on the face.

How old is Garrison? If he's young, quiz him on the first tee tomorrow and throw him off his game. "Say Garrison, do you know where hitting one on the screws comes from?"

It's kind of like saying "Dial 1-800-Total Crap" to buy something knowing there hasn't been a rotary phone manufactured in years. People 25 years old have probably never "dialed" a phone.


OHHHHHHH!!!!! can't believe I forgot this....Garrison is only 19. Garrison has a Mom.....Garrison's Mom walked all 18 holes with us today. Garrison's mom:{>: :{>: :{>:

Scav 07-17-2008 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
OHHHHHHH!!!!! can't believe I forgot this....Garrison is only 19. Garrison has a Mom.....Garrison's Mom walked all 18 holes with us today. Garrison's mom:{>: :{>: :{>:

LOL....This is awesome....

This is exactly why the 81 came today...don't tell me any different

GPK 07-17-2008 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
LOL....This is awesome....


Garrison's Mom had on white pants today....Garrison's Mom wears a thong:)

Garrison's Mom:{>: :{>: :{>:

Bigsmc 07-17-2008 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Garrison's Mom had on white pants today....Garrison's Mom wears a thong

Garrison's Mom:{>: :{>: :{>:

Get a hold of yourself. Garrison is winning the battle. He and Mommy are laughing over their machiata's tonight about how they threw you off today.

Tomorrow, Garrison's Mom will be wearing a miniskirt.

Concentrate man, CONCENTRATE.




















Or, if you shoot another 81, the least you can do is find out if she is divorced and get her damn number.





















I've got three words for you.....cell phone camera.....please share Garrison's Mom with the rest of us. Don't get caught though.


:D

Scav 07-17-2008 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Garrison's Mom had on white pants today....Garrison's Mom wears a thong:)

Garrison's Mom:{>: :{>: :{>:

White pants on a chick are very hot....She knows her son aint checking it out, oh, well it is Virginia but I doubt it.....Probably part of her ploy....Bet you tomorrow she is rockin it again.

You aren't going to get 'that' by shooting an 81 though.....

jwkniska 07-17-2008 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
It aint the putter...its the puttee.

You're the absolute first golfer I've ever heard that from. Good luck tomorrow! I know the feeling on putting, either awesome or awful (avg about 32-33 when I'm playing good, but have way, way too many 80/40 rounds too).

I'd rather be the late tee time than first guy off the tee. Last buddy of mine in a tourney that was 1st to go off, hit right after a 2 min speech from the mayor... and promptly dumped it right into the pond just in front of the 1st tee. Our whole high school golf team razzed him about that for 4 yrs!

Bigsmc 07-17-2008 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
What do you usually shoot?

Triple digits....

Heels1989 07-17-2008 09:32 PM

MILF in a white thong on the golf course. I likey. :tro:

Scav 07-17-2008 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmc
Triple digits....

OOOOOO

We would compete

herkhorse 07-17-2008 09:41 PM

This is great stuff, just shoot a fing 69 tomorrow, forget about garrison's mom. No wonder you played so bad. my god!

pgardn 07-17-2008 09:59 PM

The boy is just getting warmed up.
He been off for a while.

The short game will be but putty in his hands.
He wants to be on the green. He loves the putter.
He loves the clean sweet click and the pop of the ball dropping in.

hypnosis on line version 4.35

brockguy 07-18-2008 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
Garrison's Mom had on white pants today....Garrison's Mom wears a thong:)

Garrison's Mom:{>: :{>: :{>:

and you blame your putter? best of luck today..

Garrison's Mom 07-18-2008 04:44 AM

Hope you like my outfit today.

Good luck.

:{>: :{>: :{>:

ddthetide 07-18-2008 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
OHHHHHHH!!!!! can't believe I forgot this....Garrison is only 19. Garrison has a Mom.....Garrison's Mom walked all 18 holes with us today. Garrison's mom:{>: :{>: :{>:

forget the MILF! zone in and shoot that 70 !:tro:

philcski 07-18-2008 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Garrison's Mom
Hope you like my outfit today.

Good luck.

:{>: :{>: :{>:

Oh, SNAP!!!

OOOOOOOOOO

Coach Pants 07-18-2008 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse
This is great stuff, just shoot a fing 69 tomorrow, forget about garrison's mom. No wonder you played so bad. my god!

He needs to shoot a 68 and owe her 1.

Mortimer 07-18-2008 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garrison's Mom
Hope you like my outfit today.

Good luck.

:{>: :{>: :{>:


Carla...get lost.

Scav 07-18-2008 10:34 AM

Lets guess what GPK shot today....I am going to say 74 with 32 putts

Bigsmc 07-18-2008 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
Lets guess what GPK shot today....I am going to say 74 with 32 putts

73

Scav 07-18-2008 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmc
73

$25 says I am closer, unless you already talked to him?

jwkniska 07-18-2008 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
Lets guess what GPK shot today....I am going to say 74 with 32 putts

70 with 30 putts

Scav 07-18-2008 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwkniska
70 with 30 putts

No way he tightened up that much, as much as I would like for him to see it.....

Antitrust32 07-18-2008 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmc
You must have heard wrong. I am a MCL4k at Finger Lakes.

Kev, at what age do they (golfers) not know what hitting one on the screws means? Or better yet, what year was the last club made with screws on the face.

How old is Garrison? If he's young, quiz him on the first tee tomorrow and throw him off his game. "Say Garrison, do you know where hitting one on the screws comes from?"

It's kind of like saying "Dial 1-800-Total Crap" to buy something knowing there hasn't been a rotary phone manufactured in years. People 25 years old have probably never "dialed" a phone.

I am 25 years old and I've "dialed" a phone!!

Antitrust32 07-18-2008 12:01 PM

LOL on Garrison's Mom, ask her if she remembers me :p I'm sure she does! :{>:

Mortimer 07-18-2008 12:04 PM

4 ducks and a penguin.

The Bid 07-18-2008 12:15 PM

78. 31 putts.

Bigsmc 07-18-2008 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
$25 says I am closer, unless you already talked to him?

I haven't talked to him. I have faith. You're on.

Scav 07-18-2008 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmc
I haven't talked to him. I have faith. You're on.

OOOOOO....Text being sent right now

Scav 07-18-2008 02:52 PM

And the answer is

GPK Response:

Same thing, I am a complete basketcase with the putter

Scav's type back:
How was Garrison's mom looking today?

Bigsmc 07-18-2008 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
And the answer is

GPK Response:

Same thing, I am a complete basketcase with the putter

Scav's type back:
How was Garrison's mom looking today?

Hopefully a photo will be the response.

Scav 07-18-2008 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmc
Hopefully a photo will be the response.

I know he has old person game, so I am sure once the front 9 was over and he knew he had no chance, he zeroed in on the task at hand.

Scav 07-18-2008 02:56 PM

Response to question about Garrison's Mom

"She brought Garrison's Dad"

This is why he shot another 81, broken heart

Bigsmc 07-18-2008 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
Response to question about Garrison's Mom

"She brought Garrison's Dad"

This is why he shot another 81, broken heart

Ouch.

Garrison's Mom 07-19-2008 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav
Response to question about Garrison's Mom

"She brought Garrison's Dad"

This is why he shot another 81, broken heart

:{>: :{>: :{>:

GPK 07-19-2008 09:49 AM

I'm a complete and utter basket case on the greens. On the tee box and from the fairway, I have a very quiet mind and focused on the shot. On the greens, with putter in hand, I have a million and one thoughts going through my mind. I had another 36 putts yesterday. I striped it dead down the middle off the tee box and hit another 12 greens, but four 3-putt greens and missing multiple 12-15 footers for birdie just wears away at me mentally. From 20-25 feet I can't get the putt anywhere near the hole. One of my playing partners couldn't help but laugh at me yesterday. I stoned a 6 iron from 165yards to about 8 feet for birdie...and proceeded to leave the putt 2 feet short...He looked at me and deadpanned "at least you are working on your lag putting":o

Anyways...Mom took a backseat yesterday to the 20-something young lady following the group behind us yesterday. Very nice tan...blue and white polka dot sun dress:tro: :tro::tro:

Garrison's Mom 07-19-2008 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK

Anyways...Mom took a backseat yesterday to the 20-something young lady following the group behind us yesterday. Very nice tan...blue and white polka dot sun dress

:mad: :mad: :mad:

gfy

docicu3 07-19-2008 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
I'm a complete and utter basket case on the greens. On the tee box and from the fairway, I have a very quiet mind and focused on the shot. On the greens, with putter in hand, I have a million and one thoughts going through my mind. I had another 36 putts yesterday. I striped it dead down the middle off the tee box and hit another 12 greens, but four 3-putt greens and missing multiple 12-15 footers for birdie just wears away at me mentally. From 20-25 feet I can't get the putt anywhere near the hole. One of my playing partners couldn't help but laugh at me yesterday. I stoned a 6 iron from 165yards to about 8 feet for birdie...and proceeded to leave the putt 2 feet short...He looked at me and deadpanned "at least you are working on your lag putting":o

Anyways...Mom took a backseat yesterday to the 20-something young lady following the group behind us yesterday. Very nice tan...blue and white polka dot sun dress:tro: :tro::tro:

Your obviously playing well tee to green and will likely find a way to keep your routine with the putter as reproducible as your long game and thus as productive. I just watched Paddy miss from 2 feet, Rocco from 3 and a handful of guys miss putts inside the leather this morning. These guys are playing in 30 MPH today and I think to a man they would say that the conditions make it tough but the winds have a way of messing with your confidence. If you could somehow put your mind in the zone you achieve when your cappin' a P4 at Tampa which is a place of focus and confidence you'd see the image of the ball going into the whole before the flat stick makes contact. Hang in there.....

gales0678 07-19-2008 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
I'm a complete and utter basket case on the greens. On the tee box and from the fairway, I have a very quiet mind and focused on the shot. On the greens, with putter in hand, I have a million and one thoughts going through my mind. I had another 36 putts yesterday. I striped it dead down the middle off the tee box and hit another 12 greens, but four 3-putt greens and missing multiple 12-15 footers for birdie just wears away at me mentally. From 20-25 feet I can't get the putt anywhere near the hole. One of my playing partners couldn't help but laugh at me yesterday. I stoned a 6 iron from 165yards to about 8 feet for birdie...and proceeded to leave the putt 2 feet short...He looked at me and deadpanned "at least you are working on your lag putting":o

Anyways...Mom took a backseat yesterday to the 20-something young lady following the group behind us yesterday. Very nice tan...blue and white polka dot sun dress:tro: :tro::tro:


kev head to the green and do the ladder drill

start about 6 feet away, place a tee about a foot past the hole , the goal is to get all 3 balls into the hole or past the hole but not past the tee

once you get all 3 in , move back in increments of 5 feet , try and go back as far as possible , this should help your speed

GPK 07-19-2008 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gales0678
kev head to the green and do the ladder drill

start about 6 feet away, place a tee about a foot past the hole , the goal is to get all 3 balls into the hole or past the hole but not past the tee

once you get all 3 in , move back in increments of 5 feet , try and go back as far as possible , this should help your speed


Marty...I do this drill constantly. I did it for almost 2 hours on Tuesday. At one point I even made 5 in a row from 20 feet. I can't seem to carry it to the course. I can make putts all day long on the pactice green. There is nothing wrong with my stroke and its not from lack of practice. Just a mental block right now. I really need one good putting round to get my confidence back so I can turn the corner. It will come...just a matter of time. I know deep inside I'm a much better putter than what I displayed the last 2 days.


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