I wish to announce I shall leave here on a permanent basis after May3.



I know I have said that before....but this time I mean it.





I know I have said this before,but only to prepare you all for that dark day.








I know I have said that before as well....but I really wanted to make sure you all are really prepared.














I know I have said that before,too....but this time is final.























I know I have said that before also......but I assure you this is the last time.



















































I know I have said that same thing in the past....but should this be another false start ( or finish..whatevah)....then I PROMISE I will perform ( WITH BrownSugah..mind you) ..


























.....LIVE UNICYCLE JUGGLING!!!






RIGHT HERE ON HOUR STAGE!









OH COME ON NOW!



Let's give me a big hand!

:mad:

:)

^^^ Big sissy.

^^ Operates Full Service Red Lights.

Good morning ma'am. And isn't it a loooovely morning?

Hello Coach Panties.





It's a very pretty morning...yes it is.

I will be giving my expert analysis of the derby a day or two before it runs...stand by for an exact date and time.









When is the derby anyway?.

Come on , shake your body baby, do the Monba
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Come on , shake your body baby, do the Monba
I know you can't control yourself any longer

Come on , shake your body baby, do the Monba
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that Monba beat

Everybody gather 'round now
Let your body feel the heat
Don't you worry if you can't dance;
Let the music move your feet

It's the rhythm of the island, and like the sugar cane so sweet
If you want to do the Monba, you've got to listen to the beat

Come on , shake your body baby, do the Monba
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that Monba beat

Feel the fire of desire, as you dance the night away
'Cause tonight were gonna party, 'til we see the break of day

Better get yourself together, and hold on to what you've got
Once the music hits your system, there's no way your gonna stop

(repeat 3x's) Come on , shake your body baby, do the Monba
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that Monba beat

I did not know you were such a huge Peter Allen fan.







:rolleyes:

I hate going off topic...now you all know that.



But a lot of threads that are opened up in SportyTown are absolutely pathetic. Just look at the single digit replies to so many threads here.



Advise....if you have a spurious thought that pops into your noodle------



----keep it to yourself.









OK?

Tail of Spamoni

!!


Ya never know!



Know what ahm sayin'?

Ummm, what's my job in all of this? :D

As an aside Morte dear, can you access the contest section? There's an interesting new poster over there..... :p

You will be sitting on my shoulders as I peddle the unicyle...you will be busy juggling bowling pins.

I will hold you making sure you do not fall down...go boom.







And now I will try and osmosize into that thread.

I was able to blend in...but saw no new interesting poster there.

What am I missing?

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21748

... and as an aside, I'm not the bowling type.

Isn't there something else i can (attempt to) juggle? Something a little less traditional shall we say?

How about oranges?





On my way.

Don't know how I missed that..but I did.



I think you have a new CharleeHO creature invasion right there.

And I'm going to hit Spydah with a pie.

Gee, I was thinking copies of Herodo... oh nevah mind!

?????
Confused, dear.

I don't quite get this...?

FlowerinmyFace..I think it may be CharleeHO.



Spydah dissed me in that thread.


OK?

Sir? Ma'am? Imma really need you two to get a room of your own please. The place is clearly occupied

Oh...just juggle whatever you want.



Just stay away from flaming torches...I will not be bottom man if you do that nonsense.

Oh we already have a room you big sissy.





You have no idea what goes on in there.


But the refridgerator is stocked with popcicles.

well count me in then..

Fine..but you'll never pass for a popcicle.

so YOU say...

I'd love to see you try and duplicate the wooden stick part.

No diss...thought it may be family of yours.

KGB...give him a stick.

Also make HIM bottom man when BrownSugar does the flaming torch juggling.

Please and make that the Olympic Torch going through Tibet! I like a challenge.

Sissy BrownSugar does not enjoy foul weather.

Everest? Are you sherpa?

If you get one with long Beatle hair....well she might buy that idea.

Smooth Air is the Jhonny Peralta of Derby runners. could fill out a super!!