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Mortimer 04-20-2008 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires
I was DrugS' cutman.

Let's do this all together...shall we?




Should be fun.



























THUD!!

pgardn 04-20-2008 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires
I was DrugS' cutman.

If you were mine,
you would get lots of practice.
I could have made you the best.

Mortimer 04-20-2008 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by pgardn
Morton.

You are fantastic at the fine art
of manipulation. And I grudgingly admit
you are funny. Obviously bright.

imho, your pestering and need for attention
are mildy endearing. Since I am currently
enthralled with Electric Fields, you want
to start a new thread?

We can call it E-fields, and I can practice
explaining to you, and you can make fun of me.
Cant wait till tomorrow. Its gonna be a fine day
for me.


Oh I'm an attention HO....no question.






Don't forget to go into electro magnetic lines of force......wave propogation...


...jerkoffs law.......and those wonderful comparisons of dc vs. ac components such as inductors vs.resistors.



I like building pulses to resist rather than just resisting....don't you?

pgardn 04-20-2008 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Oh I'm an attention HO....no question.






Don't forget to go into electro magnetic lines of force......wave propogation...


...jerkoffs law.......and those wonderful comparisons of dc vs. ac components such as inductors vs.resistors.



I like building pulses to resist rather than just resisting....don't you?

Personally I am into capacitors.
And you know of Kirchoff.
So either you looked it up quickly
or someone has taught you.

And you remember.

Thats more circuitry stuff.
We will be starting off the yunguns
on charges that dont move and create fields.

Static electricity.

Now the ones taking the AP test. They will
be doing RC circuits.

How do you remember this stuff Morton?

Mortimer 04-20-2008 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
Personally I am into capacitors.
And you know of Kirchoff.
So either you looked it up quickly
or someone has taught you.

And you remember.

Thats more circuitry stuff.
We will be starting off the yunguns
on charges that dont move and create fields.

Static electricity.

Now the ones taking the AP test. They will
be doing RC circuits.

How do you remember this stuff Morton?


Try fucl<ing with the high voltage cabinet of a radar set and you may really understand the art of learning on the run.


Of course..no one taught you this stuff..you were born with the gift of the shaman.











Cathode follower.

pgardn 04-20-2008 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Try fucl<ing with the high voltage cabinet of a radar set and you may really understand the art of learning on the run.


Of course..no one taught you this stuff..you were born with the gift of the shaman.











Cathode follower.

All I did when I was in middle and high school
was attempt to blow stuff up and set things on
fire. And it did not work well. So I read up on stuff.
And then things started working.

So I have sent some minor amperage through muscle
tissue. Knocked myself off a ladder and such putting
up a ceiling fan. Its important to shut down the proper
breakers when dealing with stuff in the house.

On the other hand we did make a rather large Tesla
Coil and it actually works. Its basically useless except
for throwing off big blue sparks and messing up radio
stations.

Morton I shall keep you informed on how it goes tomorrow.
And when I put the capacitors in the proper parallel arrangement
and get more charge going thru the primary coil I will inform you
how much bigger we get the sparks on the Tesla coil.

I can smell the Ozone now. Nighty night.

Coach Pants 04-21-2008 06:27 AM

pee garden
of derby trail
is gay and ******

Mortimer 04-21-2008 07:22 AM

Hossy...has someone gone off topic here?


I believe it's Coach Trou.







He must be punished.

Coach Pants 04-21-2008 08:17 AM

*Sparkles in drill. 48 flat. Runs fifth in Michigan Derby*

Mortimer 04-21-2008 08:45 AM

Next time...it won't go this easy.

Coach Pants 04-21-2008 10:18 AM

*sparkles after 3 miles in 22 and change*

Coach Pants 04-21-2008 10:19 AM

*plods home for 12th*

Mortimer 04-21-2008 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
*plods home for 12th*

^^^ No threat to tiring rivals passing him by.

Coach Pants 04-21-2008 10:26 AM

^^^ Eased. Didn't take to the surface.

Mortimer 04-21-2008 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
^^^ Eased. Didn't take to the surface.


^^^ Broke into dressage routine on backstretch....DQ'd.

Coach Pants 04-21-2008 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
^^^ Broke into dressage routine on backstretch....DQ'd.

^^^ Crossfired around the first turn. Vanned off.

Mortimer 04-21-2008 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
^^^ Crossfired around the first turn. Vanned off.



^^ Hung .....on first turn.

Coach Pants 04-21-2008 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
^^ Hung .....on first turn.

^^^Reared in gate, checked, did not cash.

Mortimer 04-21-2008 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
^^^Reared in gate, checked, did not cash.

^^^ Gained ground in backstretch after falling down out of gate..........13 wide...showed heart in stretch....fell down again.

Coach Pants 04-21-2008 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
^^^ Gained ground in backstretch after falling down out of gate..........13 wide...showed heart in stretch....fell down again.

^^^Worked 47 and change with David Carroll in the saddle. Smoked a pack of Chesterfield's shortly after.

Mortimer 04-21-2008 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
^^^Worked 47 and change with David Carroll in the saddle. Smoked a pack of Chesterfield's shortly after.



^^^ Was in Dubai......poked out a 44 second 3 furlonger......then smoked a camel.

Coach Pants 04-21-2008 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
^^^ Was in Dubai......poked out a 44 second 3 furlonger......then smoked a camel.

^^^Was in Australia. Led by 6 lengths at the half in the Greg Norman handicap. Caught. Pulled up. Choked. Vanned off.

Mortimer 04-21-2008 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
^^^Was in Australia. Led by 6 lengths at the half in the Greg Norman handicap. Caught. Pulled up. Choked. Vanned off.

^^^ Eased in gate....DNF...and DNS......as well as FTDS.

Coach Pants 04-21-2008 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
^^^ Eased in gate....DNF...and DNS......as well as FTDS.

^^^ Clipped heels, lost rider. Surfed the web. Drowned.

Mortimer 04-21-2008 11:07 AM

I was not made aware ocean sports would be allowed here.







I'm leaving.

Coach Pants 04-21-2008 11:10 AM

I am too.

Mortimer 04-21-2008 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:D



You kept the allowance of ocean sports from me.





:mad:

I won't return here to see any of your childish replies.

Mortimer 04-21-2008 11:27 AM

:p :p :p :p

Late Fires 10-20-2008 02:49 PM

I know Bernard Hopkins checks in on NT every now and then, so I'd like to give Dr Phil Garden the opportunity to apologize for his insensitive remarks, particularly in the first two pages of this thread.

GPK 10-20-2008 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires
I know Bernard Hopkins checks in on NT every now and then, so I'd like to give Dr Phil Garden the opportunity to apologize for his insensitive remarks, particularly in the first two pages of this thread.


Is this his login??

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/member.php?u=4409

Late Fires 10-20-2008 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK

No, that's Leon Spinks.

GPK 10-20-2008 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires
No, that's Leon Spinks.

:tro: :tro:

Who is Marvelous Marvin?

Late Fires 10-20-2008 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
:tro: :tro:

Who is Marvelous Marvin?

I don't know, but Mortimer kicked his azz anyway.

GPK 10-20-2008 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires
I don't know, but Mortimer kicked his azz anyway.


I thought Moritmer was Duk Koo Kim??

Late Fires 10-20-2008 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
I thought Moritmer was Duk Koo Kim??

Get in the CAH-sol and say that.

Mortimer 10-20-2008 02:58 PM

Shut up ,KGB.





You probably don't know who Walker Smith was either.

:mad:



LF..I did forget about this.


I crown you with the NerdyTrailWeight Championship .

You ,sir, are an indefatigable warrior of great perceptions.


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