"i saw someone 'milking' a cobra in the barn"

" Why do I hears bells when a race starts?"

they said the horse was in a dead heat, but i thought it was chilly. i even had a jacket on!

"Why would someone want to key a horse? That's retarded."

"Wht state holds the Kentucky Derby?...Is that Connecticut,too??"

"Is a breast girth like a boob tube?"

" Back wheeling sounds saucey."

"I heard a lady say she wants the horse on top!!...THUD!!"

"Hey Steve, can you get me J.J.'s autograph?"

"The next race she wanted him underneath!!"

someone said they wanted to box some horses. i've heard of boxing kangaroos, but horses?

" Steve....please don't let Grooves ask Andy questions in public."

that horse must be tired, his tongue is hanging out!

"What is a 4 horse box? It must be very big."

"Hey why isn't Sumwon in the Distaff?"

" Was Secreteriet any good?"

i bought a racing form, but i'm not sure how to fill it out.

" Anyone have any luck betting AE's ?"

"Street Sense will go down as the greatest horse of all time Saturday. Book it!"

" Dannie would do well in the padlock."