"What questions is Grooves asking Andy?"

"I met a fellow DT'er at Mamouth and he was wearing a cape and had vampire teeth."

"Who is Andy?"

" That was Suffy-Poo. She's the Vamp of Iceland."

"Will anyone be psoting pics of their Vermouth Vacay?"

"Welcome CurlinFan1, DT's first black poster"

"I'm late....I need to get to Churchill fast for the NJ Derby.....how can I get a speeding ticket?"

"I'll be panhandling at Crackside Live off Poplar Level tomorrow. Wanna meet up?"

" ANyone know how to post picks or have a weather forecast? I HATE betting when it rains. Maybe I will bet anyway......I'm hitting myself in the head with a hammer right now....boy do I hate that."

"I needed the seben in the finally. Now I gota eat Meowmix all weak."

" I do not know how to handle pans...only backsides."

"Where is the Quarterhorse Classic today? Where is Penny Lane?"

"Where can I find Les Onaka's BC picks?"

" Here's a Grooves question.....Can you bet on youbet????"

" Why isn't Andy Beyer here to help us? Is he Baffert?"

"Good racing luck!!!....Good grief."

"Calder? Damn near killed her. PPs Punnies of the weak."

"sumwun punishes you."

"Mr. Crist will you please cut back on the tofu, for cristsakes!!"

" I Just Got Back From Marmouth!!!!!"

"Calling Mr. Baffert....calling Mr. Baffert......Mr.Lucas wants to know who you are."

"freddymo's guide to the handicap"

"Whatever happened to Xsenser?"

"I just lost an idea and boy does it smell bad!"

" Why do they call it 6 furlongs? Why not just say a half mile???"

" Whya mile and 70? Why not just call it 6 furlongs?"

" What are furlongs?"

" Dave Mayson is learning his lines. Late Fires is doing his."

"I just shook John DaSilva's hand and I'm all out of Purell."

" Why are there so many tv's at the racetrack? How come when I go to a tv store I don't see any racetracks???"

" I have to go now....the hardware store had no red bush yesterday. Maybe I can find one in front of the backside."

"Why would I want to pay extra for box seating? I'll sit in a chair, thank you."

" What are tits??"

" I didn't find any red bush but did find a nice crop."

"How do I post pics of the Chief of Staff?"

" Who is up on the Distaff?"

" I'll bet they are mimicing us in The Padlock....the snots."

"NoChanceToDance named Head Fluffer for Coolmore"

" I got another 1 on Horsey scratch off!!!!"

"Pillow got darted."