"why was a mexcian grackling my horse?"

" If you can win by a neck shouldn't more giraffes be racing?"

"wac, where do we meet again? I need that tin foil hat ASAP."

" How can horseys run on grass? Is that why some wear sunglasses?"

where's the bingo?

"my horse clearly won, he was the first to get to the gate, where's my money"

" I would like to go out with a hot walker."

can i get a picture taken on the pretty horsie?

the horse was in front the first time around, how much do i win for that?

"Will there be a flashing yellow light if the turf is yielding?"

" In that preparade....how come so many boy horseys are allowed to make out with the girl horseys leading them? "

blinkers?? horses use turn signals?!

"Why don't just parots race on polytrack?"

why are the horses running around before the race? won't they get tired?

where's the finishing gate?

"she needs lay six? what a whore"

" Someone just asked a really stupid question."

"Where's the starting line?"

"Why is it called a park when there are no slides and swings?"

" Is it possible to have a photo start?"