Well.....go ahead and ask her.



But you have to remember every girl here has to run by their potential date through me.



You know what I mean.


They need my approval ...so your act better clean up mighty fast.


I need to know much more about you anyway before I would ever approve you for Thebby.

what else do you need to know about me beyond that i slept over at drugS house once 4 years ago, and didnt use his shampoo?

what is a thebby anyways?

Oh......."whatever".......you slimed her.


I'm afraid that is a line crosser.






Apologize and take it back or you will be in large trouble...you filthy swine..you.

While I appreciate the noble effort Morty, this filly is staying single. :D

Gee wizz.





I only suggested he asked you to go somewhere...certainly not church.

But since he's slept with DrugS it's probably a bad idea right from the start.

ha,ha! :D

What is a guy who sleeps with a guy?




I think that is the question.




And I think everyone knows the answer.





So you just lost any chance you had with any girl here.





Which is really so sad....I could just cry.





:)







I really could.







:D

Sadly, I've never slept with him.

Couldn't close the deal?

Yep,

I was so intimidated by his masculinity and sheer prettiness that I let my opportunity slip away.

I'm sure the trial closes proved unpromising.

Well at least he wasn't a big tease.

Charlee seems the type to fold under pressure.

Oh I'm sure DrugS floated up a trial baloon to see if Charlee would salute it.

How can anyone live in SouthMaine?



What...is that supposed to be cool now...SoMa??

ror!...I live in NoOh.

I don't know, druggie is all about being discreet.

OOOOOOOOOO







How can anyone want to sleep with someone who has slept with a horse?

Sometimes you really kill me!!!

You are easily slayed.

sal had his chance with me, as i was ready and willing, but he told me he was holding out for some dude in parsippany, nj.

after he told me that, i sabotaged his computer so that it appeared broken and when i got to my new house, i deleted all of his pictures from my computer.

i was devastated!

Someone kill this miserable thread.

And I was going to say sometimes??

That's pure Indian corn.




You should look Dispencer up.

Hith eye liner ith to die for.

Everytime.

I'm all for it.



It didn't work last week and it isn't working now.

Who wants the last post?

First one to volunteer gets it and then that's it.

Oh you.


You make me blush.













OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I love you Mortimer.

Bed hopper!

Oh I'm kidding.


Fine pies for you:



OOOOOOOOOO

OK...your post ends it...do it.

Moi and Emily will cuddle in the Garden of Discreet Cat someday very soon....









And sip frozen drinks!

we need this thread to end on post #666!!!

what better tribute to getting morty reinstated!

the moderators would have to take that as a heavenly sign!

Well ya know...I do love your tag lines.




But as a biblical scholar you stink.

yeah, i cant say that i've been reading much fiction over the last 20 years or so, which would explain your observation.

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse ME.









I did not know your fragile outer shell could not handle a simple little light hearted retort.

























Brother.

29 more posts till morty gets his 666. cmon people!

It is rather quiet in here....

Yes

it