"Can we pet the horsies in the padlock?"

" Why in some races do they chase staples?"

" Are only gay horseys sent to dressage? It sure looks that way."

"i keep hearing guys saying 'he's my lock today', where do they put the key?"

" Why would a horsey be dumb enough to switch leads? Don't you want to keep it?"

"There was an arsonist at the BC today. He kept talking about firing on a horse."

"Who is your all-time favorite horse?"

*name ten*

" My state has lottery tickets in a horsey race theme......you scratch off numbers and if you get a one....you win!! I love it!"

"Is the eighth pole the 8th pole?"

"Where were the slot machines? :mad: "

"I hear Noah's Ark is going to make an appearance at Mammouth."

" Is the comment passed by tiring rivals a bad thing?"

"how much do the horsies get paid when they work fast?"

"What does PimLee Co. make?"

"BC Analysis: Bet the one that poops before going in the gate"

"exotic bets only happen when it's warm, right?"

if i bet a horse to win, and he finishes second, do i win half?

do the mosses name all their horses after rock stars kids? what if the rock stars kids name is frank?

" Why does Stevie like people who don't know anything about horsies?"

"Is Christina Olivares the next big thing?"