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Rupert Pupkin 12-08-2009 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Riot
At least we'll be able to tell the real skanks from the pretenders. The real ones won't speak (hushed by Tiger $$), the false ones coming out of the woodwork hoping for their 15 minutes will.

So you're saying that some of these women that have come out so far have not actually had affairs with Tiger? If that's what you're saying, I think you are totally wrong. These tabloids are not going to pay big money for false stories.

If some woman comes out of left field and claims she had an affair with Tiger, a tabloid is not going to simply takes the woman's word for it. If the woman doesn't have some proof, the tabloid is not going to buy the story.

Rupert Pupkin 12-08-2009 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jms62

I don't know if they officially dropped him. I don't think they terminated his contract. They just discontinued the "Tiger Focus" drink. But I wouldn't be surprised if they dump him entirely.

I think that any of these sponsors are free to terminate his contract at any time because practically all of these endorsement deals have clauses in the contract stating that the contract can be terminated by the company if the person engages in any type of inappropriate behavior.

jms62 12-08-2009 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Rupert Pupkin
I don't know if they officially dropped him. I don't think they terminated his contract. They just discontinued the "Tiger Focus" drink. But I wouldn't be surprised if they dump him entirely.

I think that any of these sponsors are free to terminate his contract at any time because practically all of these endorsement deals have clauses in the contract stating that the contract can be terminated by the company if the person engages in any type of inappropriate behavior.

Morals clauses... In this economy I'd be looking for an out if I had him.. This may be the most expensive tail in history.

Rupert Pupkin 12-08-2009 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jms62
Morals clauses... In this economy I'd be looking for an out if I had him.. This may be the most expensive tail in history.

If they all dump him, he's going to take about a 90% pay cut. That translates to around $90 million a year that he will have cost himself.

Antitrust32 12-08-2009 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jms62


You've got to be kidding me. Tiger's "Red Drive" was the BEST gatorade flavor. :mad:

Thanks Tiger, now your pud is going to ruin my taste buds.


Wait.. that didnt sound right.

Riot 12-08-2009 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Rupert Pupkin
So you're saying that some of these women that have come out so far have not actually had affairs with Tiger? If that's what you're saying, I think you are totally wrong. These tabloids are not going to pay big money for false stories..

I'm saying we'll be able to tell by if they "talk freely" or not. If they are real, Tiger $$ will buy their silence. If they can be bought and talk to the tabloids, I'll guess not real or a one-night stand he doesn't sic his lawyers on to purchase silence. ;)

Coach Pants 12-08-2009 04:44 PM

Playgirl...

http://sports-odds.com/golf/120809-t...-magazine.html

citycat 12-08-2009 04:59 PM

Change Tiger to "Cheeta"

MaTH716 12-08-2009 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
You've got to be kidding me. Tiger's "Red Drive" was the BEST gatorade flavor. :mad:

Thanks Tiger, now your pud is going to ruin my taste buds.



Wait.. that didnt sound right.

Is this some sort of admission? Are you woman #10? Wow! This would be the biggest thing around Nerdy Trail, since the Big Contest of '08.

timmgirvan 12-08-2009 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
Is this some sort of admission? Are you woman #10? Wow! This would be the biggest thing around Nerdy Trail, since the Big Contest of '08.

BIGGER!!

3kings 12-08-2009 05:50 PM

Interesting article on the inner workings of how athletes cheat.

http://deadspin.com/5416948/chaos-in...f-pro-athletes

Rupert Pupkin 12-08-2009 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Riot
I'm saying we'll be able to tell by if they "talk freely" or not. If they are real, Tiger $$ will buy their silence. If they can be bought and talk to the tabloids, I'll guess not real or a one-night stand he doesn't sic his lawyers on to purchase silence. ;)

But a few of them have already talked openly to the tabloids. Jaimee Grubbs sold her story along with the voice-message and all the text messages. The waitress at the Florida diner sold her story and did a long interview with some British tabloid.

randallscott35 12-08-2009 05:57 PM

Tiger does seem a bit racist.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091206/...ger_woods_race

GPK 12-08-2009 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 3kings
Interesting article on the inner workings of how athletes cheat.

http://deadspin.com/5416948/chaos-in...f-pro-athletes


It is a completely different world out there for pro-atheletes.

Rupert Pupkin 12-08-2009 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35

Everyone acts like Tiger is black. He's only a quarter black. He's a helluva lot more Asian than black. His mom is 100% Thai. His father is half-black, a quarter Chinese, and a quarter Indian. That makes Tiger 25% black.

Riot 12-08-2009 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 3kings
Interesting article on the inner workings of how athletes cheat.

http://deadspin.com/5416948/chaos-in...f-pro-athletes

And rock stars, and mega-bucks traveling businessmen. Groupies are groupies, madams are madams.

Riot 12-08-2009 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35

If you love that, you'll love what Rush Limbaugh had to say about Tiger and blacks today on his radio show.

randallscott35 12-08-2009 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Rupert Pupkin
Everyone acts like Tiger is black. He's only a quarter black. He's a helluva lot more Asian than black. His mom is 100% Thai. His father is half-black, a quarter Chinese, and a quarter Indian. That makes Tiger 25% black.

SO maybe 25% of the dozens of girls should be black no? A handful?

Rupert Pupkin 12-08-2009 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rupert Pupkin
Everyone acts like Tiger is black. He's only a quarter black. He's a helluva lot more Asian than black. His mom is 100% Thai. His father is half-black, a quarter Chinese, and a quarter Indian. That makes Tiger 25% black.

I actually had it slightly wrong about Tiger's mom. She is 50% Thai, 25% Chinese, and 25% Dutch.

Here is an interesting article about Tiger from years ago. It says that when he fills out forms requesting ethnicity, he always writes "Asian". He is quoted as saying, "Actually, I'm 90% Oriental, more Thai than anything."


http://asianweek.com/101196/tigerwoods.html

SCUDSBROTHER 12-08-2009 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 2Hot4TV
I spit coffee all over, there needs to be a warning on some of this.

Tiger Woodpecker:D

LOL...Tiger getting this busy does Remind me of that pecking sound woody makes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuaBerkuQwA

Antitrust32 12-09-2009 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
Is this some sort of admission? Are you woman #10? Wow! This would be the biggest thing around Nerdy Trail, since the Big Contest of '08.


I wish I was secret woman #1 that Elin cheats with.

Antitrust32 12-09-2009 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Riot
If you love that, you'll love what Rush Limbaugh had to say about Tiger and blacks today on his radio show.


You are kidding right? Limbaugh went THERE?

Antitrust32 12-09-2009 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
SO maybe 25% of the dozens of girls should be black no? A handful?

Black guys like white girls with big butts.. DUH!!! havent you ever watched a music video!!

;)

Payson Dave 12-09-2009 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
I wish I was secret woman #1 that Elin cheats with.

r sloppy seconds available?

Sightseek 12-09-2009 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Black guys like white girls with big butts.. DUH!!! havent you ever watched a music video!!

;)

There is a lot of truth to this. :D

Sightseek 12-09-2009 08:56 AM

How sweet, Tiger paid for Jungers to get lipo (and she was even engaged during all of this!!) :rolleyes:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nationa...iky8w6SxgbO5ZN

randallscott35 12-09-2009 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
How sweet, Tiger paid for Jungers to get lipo (and she was even engaged during all of this!!) :rolleyes:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nationa...iky8w6SxgbO5ZN

Thoughtful

Crown@club 12-09-2009 11:50 AM

Great timing!

http://www.golfdigest.com/magazine/b...-woods-ou.html

Antitrust32 12-09-2009 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Crown@club

ah! Vito from NY says 60% of married men cheat! Thats even higher than my numbers!

jms62 12-09-2009 01:33 PM

http://thehill.com/capital-living/in...nal-gold-medal

Arletta 12-09-2009 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jms62

Dumb idea to begin with IMO.

PeteMugg 12-09-2009 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
I wish I was secret woman #1 that Elin cheats with.


I would pay to watch.

SCUDSBROTHER 12-09-2009 03:08 PM

"...a roomful of available girls with a certain look that Tiger wanted, flown in just for the occasion."

LOL...Crazy fkr.

hockey2315 12-09-2009 03:59 PM

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nationa...WhzJEBD8f2CCgO

timmgirvan 12-09-2009 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by hockey2315

Too bad his Dad isn't around to kick his ass! The guy must have ADHD to be constantly needing the chase and gratification sequences in his life. Run Elin!

Antitrust32 12-09-2009 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by timmgirvan
Too bad his Dad isn't around to kick his ass! The guy must have ADHD to be constantly needing the chase and gratification sequences in his life. Run Elin!

I really hope Elin doesnt read the papers or magazines or the internet..

and I hope all this stuff is deleted off the internet by the time the kids are old enough to read and navigate a computer.

hope young Charlie doesnt turn out like his father!

Though if the kids get teased later like "ah ha your dad is a scumbag" they could still say "STFU my dad is Tiger Woods and he probably fucl<ed your mom so there"

timmgirvan 12-09-2009 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
I really hope Elin doesnt read the papers or magazines or the internet..

and I hope all this stuff is deleted off the internet by the time the kids are old enough to read and navigate a computer.

hope young Charlie doesnt turn out like his father!

Though if the kids get teased later like "ah ha your dad is a scumbag" they could still say "STFU my dad is Tiger Woods and he probably fucl<ed your mom so there"

This society rarely remembers these types of scandals....there's always the flavor of the month to talk about....and they'll still have TV and internet to keep their little minds going...

jms62 12-09-2009 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by hockey2315

UFB and we all know that it wasn't a very happy Thanksgiving in Tiger land.

timmgirvan 12-09-2009 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jms62
UFB and we all know that it wasn't a very happy Thanksgiving in Tiger land.

see?......after awhile it'll all get blurry....

The Indomitable DrugS 12-09-2009 06:44 PM

It's pretty obvious that Tiger only got married in the first place because someone smart convinced him that it would help make a far more marketable image.

Tiger the family man went over well... and all the naive bought it hook, line, and sinker.

The guy has one obvious great talent, the guy was groomed almost from birth to do one thing well, and he obviously has a very strong egotistical streak to him.

You don't know someone until you know someone .. but only a complete moron could have expected Woods to be what he was made out to be as a person.

Tiger's hugely successful image seemed possibly every bit as phony as Lady Gaga's hugely successful image.

Randy Moss is so refreshing as a person because he is real. He's an infinitely better person than a Tiger Woods.


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