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Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:15 PM

" What if they find out Lady Joanne is Brady Joanne?"

Payson Dave 10-25-2007 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
" What is "is" ?"

See Whodey's latest thread...

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
See Whodey's latest thread...


" I whodey if I codey."

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:16 PM

"What would a 56 Adcock be worth?"

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:17 PM

" Whatever happened to DescreetRon?"

Payson Dave 10-25-2007 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
" I whodey if I codey."

whodey17
Fairgrounds Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,693

What is the BC Cancels the card

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What happens is the card is cancelled on BC day. I saw where there might be thunderstorms during the afternoon and evening on Saturday. Would they run the races on Sunday or what?

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:19 PM

"When horseys get married do they go down the bridle path?"

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
whodey17
Fairgrounds Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,693

What is the BC Cancels the card

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What happens is the card is cancelled on BC day. I saw where there might be thunderstorms during the afternoon and evening on Saturday. Would they run the races on Sunday or what?

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SPIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






ROR!!!





















Ya just can't buy stuff like that.

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:21 PM

" STEVE!!!!!!! "

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
whodey17
Fairgrounds Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,693

What is the BC Cancels the card

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What happens is the card is cancelled on BC day. I saw where there might be thunderstorms during the afternoon and evening on Saturday. Would they run the races on Sunday or what?

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And I get darted.

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:24 PM

" I have to say it..........







BETCHAANDYTALKSABOUTTHEBCONHISSHOWTODAY!!!!"

Payson Dave 10-25-2007 02:25 PM

See what yer missing..... It don't get much better than that!!!!


There really ain't much difference between esoteric and the paddock.....the main difference being that peolpe are not trying to be serious over here.

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:25 PM

Well the dwarf can forget it....my POV attitude is bye-bye.

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
See what yer missing..... It don't get much better than that!!!!




!!OOOOOOOOOO!!










Don't tell me Grooves' latest question......that would cause a laughing fit I could not recover from.

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Were you scared the last time you left your mom's basement?








Yes....my 2 inch pud shrank as well.

Now I look like Sissy....I mean Hossy.

TheSpyder 10-25-2007 02:32 PM

Why is it called a starting gate when its the only place on the track where all the horses stop?

When the gates open they all leave and it should therefore be a "leaving gate"

And how come horses don't ever finish at the finish line, those darn things keep going sometimes back around to the leaving gate.

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:33 PM

" I know I'm confused."

TheSpyder 10-25-2007 02:34 PM

Last one..

If we were to post that the horses were at the post would you see the horses if you openned up the post?

Sightseek 10-25-2007 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Finally something in this thread that is good to know....

Sorry, it was subtitled; "Me and my sock, an autobiography by..."

:p

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:36 PM

"Where did Sightless...I mean eee-poo go? If guys get woodys what do girls get? Wettys? .....Throbeys?.....Swellys?....ror!!...my vote goes to Swellys!

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:36 PM

"Uh-oh."

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpyder
Last one..

If we were to post that the horses were at the post would you see the horses if you openned up the post?


" LAST????? "

SniperSB23 10-25-2007 02:39 PM

"This is my last post"

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:40 PM

"Horsefeathers....what are they? Only on HorseFlies?"

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SniperSB23
"This is my last post"



" LAST????? "

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:41 PM

" I bet I gave Uncly a Swelly....=:>"

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
How dare you.

I am proud of my pud...sir.

Payson Dave 10-25-2007 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Discreet Cat makes me horney.

Why is another term for cat coming to my mind??

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:44 PM

" The basement is the problem."

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:46 PM

" Ah wonder if Suffy-poo gets woodys??"

Sightseek 10-25-2007 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I am proud of your pud...sir.

FTFY



and please don't be mad....I couldn't resist! :o

Payson Dave 10-25-2007 02:47 PM

I don't think so....I'm sure that she is really a swell gal

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:47 PM

" Now I am DEM SHOO there are no more stupid horsey questions left in the world.I must go....have a nice neigh."

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
I don't think so....I'm sure that she is really a swell gal



OOOOOOOOOO

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
FTFY



and please don't be mad....I couldn't resist! :o


Oh geez.



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!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!


































(I hate you.)

Mortimer 10-25-2007 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Kissy Poo my dear. ;)



BLECH!!!








I'm leaving.

Sightseek 10-25-2007 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Kissy Poo my dear. ;)

:)


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