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Mortimer 10-29-2008 07:11 AM

You need much more than a vacay,Dahling.



You need 6 months with the best Leave of Absence Carnival you can find.

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
You need much more than a vacay,Dahling.


You need 6 months with the best Leave of Absence Carnival you can find.


tell me about it.... :zz:

know where i can find one?

Mortimer 10-29-2008 07:40 AM

I wasn't expecting that kind of reply.



Maybe the one where Thebby gets her filthy animals?

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I wasn't expecting that kind of reply.



Maybe the one where Thebby gets her filthy animals?


sign me up buddy. I can be there tomorrow.

Mortimer 10-29-2008 07:51 AM

I'll see what I can do.



If it's filled up...what about 2 weeks on a Gentlemens Pirate Ship?

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I'll see what I can do.



If it's filled up...what about 2 weeks on a Gentlemens Pirate Ship?


anything... Right now if you were selling lifetime Vacay's to Hell I'd sign up.

Mortimer 10-29-2008 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
anything... Right now if you were selling lifetime Vacay's to Hell I'd sign up.

WHOA!

That is bad.



Why don't you get a 3 day medical leave? Tell them your specialst is in Cleveland.....and come up and see me.

I could turn you...you know I could.








;)

:)

;)

:)

Mortimer 10-29-2008 08:57 AM

Mah dick's really big.

Honest...wouldn't kid ya.


It's frightened off many a potential prey.

Mortimer 10-29-2008 09:09 AM

OK ladies....I'll turn my pm on.


Photos are available.

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
WHOA!

That is bad.



Why don't you get a 3 day medical leave? Tell them your specialst is in Cleveland.....and come up and see me.

I could turn you...you know I could.


;)

:)

;)

:)


Okay I'm there! & you've turned me long ago....

Its just every other man out there I havent turned for yet. Except KGB of course.

Mortimer 10-29-2008 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Okay I'm there! & you've turned me long ago....

Its just every other man out there I havent turned for yet. Except KGB of course.




They call it...Dildo-Be-Gone up here.



:)

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
They call it...Dildo-Be-Gone up here.



:)


whats a dildo?

Mortimer 10-29-2008 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
whats a dildo?


And you call yourself a lesbian?


Don't you employ it's use in lieu of....the other thing?

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
And you call yourself a lesbian?


Don't you employ it's use in lieu of....the other thing?


fucl< no... a piece of plastic has NOTHING on what i can do

Mortimer 10-29-2008 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
fucl< no... a piece of plastic has NOTHING on what i can do

Are lessons available??

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Are lessons available??


sure, for $49.95 on that womans health forum. :D

Mortimer 10-29-2008 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
sure, for $49.95 on that womans health forum. :D

ror!!





Please...their talk turns my stomach.

I want to know what you know about applying pressure to the female body---tell me.

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 10:02 AM

;) a girl cant give up her secrets!

Mortimer 10-29-2008 10:04 AM

OK for you,Uncly.




The Dala race is till on.....and I will beat you to her.

Make no mistake---you are now the enemy.

Antitrust32 10-29-2008 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
OK for you,Uncly.




The Dala race is till on.....and I will beat you to her.

Make no mistake---you are now the enemy.

:rolleyes:

I've already won the race with Dala


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