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========================================= Good day to all Fanny Sports. Oh for the love of God. Wait a minute. Good day to all Sporty Fans. Just back from spending the day with the Belmonts.Lost a few hundred thou at the races,but no big deal.Speaking of the races,can anyone tell me how I could have picked in the contest, ClearlyNow ----to win a race that was not in the contest? I think I know who mentioned this oddity.I recall looking in her right ear and waving at someone on the other side. They waved back. Not trying to be a wise guy. Facts only. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHKUcXNq_xk Herk-ya-latah?? Advanced version? BeefHerky-----consult with Dave Schwantz.He somehow fleeces the "regs" at NoAdvantage to his delight.I don't think you can sell that faulty product anywhere except at NA.By the by;it has been discovered that NoAdvantage is where elephants go to die.Apparently other animal groups follow their lead.Since we're horsey boarding,you are all at least somewhat familiar with e-baboons....nya? The owner, Mr. Grindrock,still sends me notices of all the new doings .He violently darted me off that i-net space filler about one year ago.I send him somewhat wise guy replies and I found ....he does not take joking well.I told him if I am darted then why do I still receive notifications of new attractions that even WonderbreadTampions would find embarrassing.His reply: "$#%%$&^^&^&^ ( he enjoys cursing me.....a LOT.) Why don't you just go back and delete your %%$!##@$U&! name like you are supposed to!?" I told him it was goofy since I am darted, why should I have to delete my name for this nonsensecal notification stuff?His reply: ^^^!@@UI&E###@!!!%%%~~~%%%!!----%%%%!%$##$!@~~!UUYTY@! What a snot face. Anyways!!....there just are'unt many nice people on horsey boards. They tend to lean in a sociopathic way and are easily ignited.I think every word in the English language can be a trigger word with them.One thing;here at NT.....I don't think one will find a finer collection of horsey fans than one does here in the D.O.D.'s contest room. Anything can be said to another player and it rolls of their back.Cheating is fine.Infidelity is fine.Gross sexual imposition is OK and , in fact....encouraged.It's where swell people-----play nice.Oh an occasional package is sent out with questionable contents, but the receiver does get over it and police are never involved. If one mixed musical goats with amicable notes....one would net: BoPeep. How in God's name can anyone lose their sheep? I guess it could happen in Arkansas.That I could understand. The other day,someone asked me what was I doing on the fourth.I told them "waiting for the fifth."Stupid questions.Did I mention a brand new jinx has been outed on NerdyTrail?It's true! Am not at luxury to reveal any names;just be careful from whom you are copying.Last weekend,I toured a cities holiday festival.The kind where they block off the downtown area and fill the streets with the typical troika of thrills:shamans,shills---- and snake oil salesmen.....and stinky food stands.....and live music that isn't paid to play;which tells you how lively that live music just might not be.I stopped by a stand owned by a woman from Bombay.She was selling trinkets and mystics as well as fragrances and lipsticks .She had nothing that fancied me;nor I it.I did ask where her main store was and all I got was a number and name on a card.I said,"Hey.....it shows no address." She said I had to call and schedule."Wow. You mean I would get a private showing?" She gave that tacit "yes".I asked her if she had ever been arrested.She smiled knowingly!!!! I knowingly ringy dingy'd her that following Monday.A recording said she won't be available for 60-90 days! Fer gosh sakes-----am I rambling again? I am? I really have to watch the abrupt topic jumping I seem to enjoy. Uhm, Miss PolarCaps....your ice age prediction for the North was just an itty-bitty off.Sort of like your crooked dupa that has one muscle higher than the other.I think a crooked fork lift tried to pick you up. AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! =:> I am HIGHLY amusing! I have been getting my sporty news lately from The Sporty Bar and Shill.I never knew all the NBA GM's hung out in that room.The only bit of news I read that EVENTUALLY proved correct was that THE WITLESS is back. Oh my God. NBA Sporty fans are nothing more than a constant flow of drunken hypocrites. THE KING....is back.Thanks to this shameless plea of NBA fans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Rch6WvPJE BLECH!!!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!! AAAAHHHH!!!! I may become a hockey fan. Anyhoo....soon, it will get worse.You know exactly what this fine writer means: TOGA! TOGA! THE SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Someone violently KILL ME!!!! This is going to be a very lllllong summer,I'm afraid.Do you think Brown Sugah wears exotic thongs? What would make a thong exotic;this is something I'd rather not be answering in a speculative way.I'm just aksing.But if she did, what color would they be?Forest green? snarf!! Oh gosh,I found that so amusing for some strange reason, but I'm sure she tidies up her yard.Do you think Debbie does? Tidy up, I mean.I think her more the bikini brief type....which is still good.You know,friends.....with pubic hair shaving so prevalent today-----a nice bush is kind of neat, don't ya thank? I think the least all the hotties her can do is to summarize their undergarment preference as well as the general appearance of their pubic area. Anyone getting excited? Will SightyPoo include a photo of her Royal Ascot? Will Arlettuce attachment her strange little foot? I may be crossing the line here,maybe I should stop at this juncture.Oh boy.....almost any word string is causing me a lower level disturbance.Can't you just imagine the "junctures" of these fine examples of American flesh? Good grief. WOW!....I'll bet they all have LOTS of good grief! Baby!!....let me feel your grief! I am out of control! Sumbohdy stop me! Double snarf!!....take it Tom! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Rn3kTuW0Q |
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I don't believe I have been back there since HIs Holiness was banned. * * * Okay children ah was asked to post this: (... and ah am evah so sorry if there is anything offensive in it). From Clyde: Greetings to all my horsey racing aficionados. I type to you today.....with great shame.There are several items of note I have to impart. The first being;I am not blind,contrary to what may be said here.I would further mention that Arlettuce is the blind one....100% loss. She has a brail computer,the only way she could follow what's being typed.In fact if she keeps it up she will loose her sense of touch. It's somewhat amazing that sense didn't go first. But I'm here now to confess things of my own. Did I mention her hearing is, as I type....going south---- VERY fast?. Now that I think of it, it's astonishing THAT sense doing go out the window first.But, I'm not here to talk about Arlettuce.....though she can only maneuver from point to point via a special push cart.Yes;she can't walk anymore. Now that I double think of it,it's COLOSSALLY beyond me why THAT capability didn't go first.But allow me to move on.I have lied to you all.Been a tough go.I have not had a home for almost one year.That is why I have no money and am unable to work because of the damage prostate cancer has done to me.I was hit by a bus 8 months ago.Rushed to the local animal emergency room and then life flighted to University Hospital in Cleveland where I died 7 times on the operating table.I was 2 months in recovery and my medical bills are over $500,000. I had no home to go to and so....I was sent to the Kent Home for the Hopeless.On the third night there I called a fat attendant, a fat attendant.I was beaten by three other even bigger attendants as well as her.Then I was rushed back to the Kent Animal Emergency Room and again life flighted to University Hospital in Cleveland. They refuse to help me.I was returned to the streets and billed another $22,000. I slept in the park for 12 days until my body mended. Having strength,I went to a candy store and was caught stealing a Hershey bar. I resisted arrest and was then arrested for resisting arrest.....which I immediately again resisted .This happened 12 consecutive times.At my hearing, everyone got confused and dizzy as the charges were read.The judge asked for my plea and I said,"I couldn't resist!!" Not thinking it funny, he gave me 1 year in jail and a 1,000 dollar fine. Which is really great because I only have about 6 month to live and the one thing I don't want is to stiff my creditors. Do you have it in your hearts? Kin ya hep me? Will you all join me and help me in my goal of attaining $5 million through your humane generosity? For now, your merepledge is good enough.Soon I will have an address where it may be sent and who to make the payee. If you have any hesitation, please,please listen to this for no one has ever liked me and this is why I find myself in this subhumancondition.I get beat in jail every day!! HEP ME!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_spp-Hmvgn4 |
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Okay children ah was asked to post this: (... and ah am evah so sorry if there is anything offensive in it). From Clyde: Greetings to all my horsey racing aficionados. I type to you today.....with great shame.There are several items of note I have to impart. The first being;I am not blind,contrary to what may be said here.I would further mention that Arlettuce is the blind one....100% loss. She has a brail computer,the only way she could follow what's being typed.In fact if she keeps it up she will loose her sense of touch. It's somewhat amazing that sense didn't go first. But I'm here now to confess things of my own. Did I mention her hearing is, as I type....going south---- VERY fast?. Now that I think of it, it's astonishing THAT sense doing go out the window first.But, I'm not here to talk about Arlettuce.....though she can only maneuver from point to point via a special push cart.Yes;she can't walk anymore. Now that I double think of it,it's COLOSSALLY beyond me why THAT capability didn't go first.But allow me to move on.I have lied to you all.Been a tough go.I have not had a home for almost one year.That is why I have no money and am unable to work because of the damage prostate cancer has done to me.I was hit by a bus 8 months ago.Rushed to the local animal emergency room and then life flighted to University Hospital in Cleveland where I died 7 times on the operating table.I was 2 months in recovery and my medical bills are over $500,000. I had no home to go to and so....I was sent to the Kent Home for the Hopeless.On the third night there I called a fat attendant, a fat attendant.I was beaten by three other even bigger attendants as well as her.Then I was rushed back to the Kent Animal Emergency Room and again life flighted to University Hospital in Cleveland. They refuse to help me.I was returned to the streets and billed another $22,000. I slept in the park for 12 days until my body mended. Having strength,I went to a candy store and was caught stealing a Hershey bar. I resisted arrest and was then arrested for resisting arrest.....which I immediately again resisted .This happened 12 consecutive times.At my hearing, everyone got confused and dizzy as the charges were read.The judge asked for my plea and I said,"I couldn't resist!!" Not thinking it funny, he gave me 1 year in jail and a 1,000 dollar fine. Which is really great because I only have about 6 month to live and the one thing I don't want is to stiff my creditors. Do you have it in your hearts? Kin ya hep me? Will you all join me and help me in my goal of attaining $5 million through your humane generosity? For now, your merepledge is good enough.Soon I will have an address where it may be sent and who to make the payee. If you have any hesitation, please,please listen to this for no one has ever liked me and this is why I find myself in this subhumancondition.I get beat in jail every day!! HEP ME!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_spp-Hmvgn4[/quote] :rolleyes: |
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I almost forgot Happy Birthday Morty !
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You WILL be here for the next edition of the ClydeVivor contest series:
The Eddie Haskell-Jim Pansey-Travesty Triple. If we played by S. Coburn's rules-a horse would have to run in all 3 races. However there is a chance not all the horses would make it from Long Island to Monmouth in time (traffic issues on the highway) and because I dislike Mr. Coburn's poor sportsmanship, my rules will apply. :D P.S. Hansen is not eligible Clyde. He's no longer 3.[/quote] I'm getting bored waiting for the "Eddie Haskell-Jim Pansey-Travesty Triple". How about a Sara's Toga SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! contest? (Not to be confused with Spyder's Very Fine Saratoga Contest :)) Rules: Pick 1 horse each day of the meet (any race you wish). You get said horse WPS, exotics, $2 if it finishes the race, $1 if it tosses the jockey after the gate opens, .50 if it wanted to run but was forced to scratch due to circumstances beyond it's control.:zz: Special Saturday Addition: The Thistley Down Ohio Not run At The SPAAAAAA!!!! Derby! Race 8 featuring Cleburne Clyde and a horse after my own heart "Larcenyinmyheart. |
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using my herkbot pace calc software that I bought from FAO Schwarz, I will be posting my picks in code for DelMar and the Spa. If anyone is interested, please send 20 bucks to Morty for the decoder.
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Tiz true...............:p ================================================== ====== I,ClydeyPooKins, am selecting for tomorrow's Sara'sToga card.In the 4th race....#4,Hansen, to win.In the 8th race....#8,EightBelles, to win.Also, a dd on these two beautiful animals as well as a e-box. I,ClydeyPooKins, would like to know from where SightyPooKins got the term"Bazinga!" and what it means. In addition, I want to know if Arlettuce actually posted a photo of her little foot bearing that strange alien thing. Now then,thanks to me, you all know how Deborah looks.... let's have a poll and just answer as to whether you would do her-----or not. "Ladies"....this is a poll for guys only.OK? I would like to display my picky's for that Great Affair at the Thistleydowns Bush Park;also known as the Ohio Derby. #7 ,Cleburne,to win and an e-box with LarcenyInMyHeartDeb-O-Deb....the 1 horsey. Here is a "and yer so forth"-----I have entered the DelMar Belly Rub.Today I have selected #13,Sammy Something,100 to win. In finality,so as not to cause a mass suicide among my legion of fan....I mean fans....I have asked 4 members to pastey posts for me.I'm starting to get a lot of whining from them over it all.The D.O.D. can get particularly bitchy. Now then, so as to not have me go through all the prodding and placating that I must now do in order to display my fine work....I would like ( 'I" meaning ClydeyPooKins) to see a deluge of plea's begging S5P to allow me full, limited memebership. Yesterday I was asked by a female here if I had a girlfriend.My reply was for her to define girlfriend.She kind of started stuttering and I broke in with,"What are you doing tomorrow night?".She turned red and said she already had a boyfriend."Well, don't you cheat on him?" She turn a deeper crimson and shouted ,"NO!!". I shouted back, "Well you SHOULD!! It's such an additional high knowing you are tabooing!" She turned away in tears and ran off. I enjoy knocking down the confidence of nosy snot faces. Since I can only appear through others I do try to keep my appearances to a minimum,but I do notice a lot.A LOT. My Hunt&Kill list is empty right now.Don't you be the one to make me a busy bee. Kent has always been a Bed and Breakfast for the Blues and there is a Blues Festival on July 23rd....in Kent.You are all invited. But don't come. For the finest Pisces Blues Man to have come out of Beaumont,Texas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tyg5SJDpiQ |
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