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Sightseek 07-05-2014 03:14 PM

My friend is a member of the syndicate that owns Sheldon, but he is a lower price than Pornichet and nearly the same price as Gala Award??

herkhorse 07-05-2014 03:16 PM

Ah, Dance has met Fate and will not run, perhaps this leads to A Toast, but nooooo, I prefer to take more of a Global View. thats my pick, with the FR porn star and the IRE horse

herkhorse 07-05-2014 03:19 PM

OMG, I hear it's a TRACK RECORD!!!























thud

bigrun 07-05-2014 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 985541)
One to win and then 3 selections for your ex box.. not 4 :D

OK OK what do I know:zz:

7 win

ex box..1,7,10

Rileyoriley 07-05-2014 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 985585)
umm, Morty!?



little help





http://youtu.be/t5rpSmHpv2U

When you need a little help, you can always count on Morty to be as little help as possible.:D

Arletta 07-05-2014 03:49 PM

No ice cream for us :(

herkhorse 07-05-2014 03:50 PM

:D

was that Morty riding the French Horsie?

Rileyoriley 07-05-2014 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 985609)
:D

was that Morty riding the French Horsie?

Possibly. I am unable to contact him.....................:eek:

Rileyoriley 07-05-2014 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 985608)
No ice cream for us :(

We still have the medicinal brownies!!!!!:D

Arletta 07-05-2014 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 985613)
We still have the medicinal brownies!!!!!:D

True... Just as long as they are nut free :D

Rileyoriley 07-05-2014 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 985615)
True... Just as long as they are nut free :D

I baked them so are they still considered "nut free"?:zz:

Rileyoriley 07-05-2014 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 985550)
Moonlight Song in the Sprint!

Sea Queen and Minorette in the Oaks!

Excuse me!!! May I substitute the Oaks for the Derby?????????????:D

Arletta 07-05-2014 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 985636)
Excuse me!!! May I substitute the Oaks for the Derby?????????????:D

Sure.. Why not.. Just share the ice cream and brownies.

Sightseek 07-05-2014 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 985636)
Excuse me!!! May I substitute the Oaks for the Derby?????????????:D

Nice job!!! :tro:

my miss storm cat 07-06-2014 07:20 PM

Catching up and that is fantastic that Mr. Speaker won! :D :D

I like him so much... tossed him and if I had it to do over would easily toss him again.

Sometimes it doesn't suck too badly being wrong. :)

bigrun 07-07-2014 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 985219)
It's lovely. I have to go cut myself now though.


* * *


Dear honorary Canadian and most banned person evah,



Whilst there are two people here I refuse to read cause of my VERY strong feelings for them (we are not exactly talking popsicle thread thoughts here) ... ooops I mean whilst I cannot comment on everything as I have not read everything you have read and commented on (think that three times fast. Go on, I dare you) I would like to address this:




Dear Doo Dah (oh wait is that Old Dog cause I actually need to talk to him about his balls so I should start over).


I once told Pointie (I can call him that. He will never see this and, therefore, never know my deep and dark secret) I was intimidated to post on those. He was so nice about it! Totally encouraged me to. Alas though I really only post my picks on occasion (I do post Aus on Friday nights a lot) and usually not how much, etc.


NIcky (I can call him that too. He won't come slumming down here) posts official picks (hey I can call him oh Nicky you're so fine here!) , some people tweet them, some prefer to post here.


I think, for the most part, people that do do it for the same reason I used to look at the swimmers in HK or whatever. It is just what they enjoy.


Doesn't seem to me like they are looking for applause and hey they are talking about racing so why the problem?


That said I do not and will never understand why people play other peoples picks. I mean I like checking mine on occasion with someone who I think is a good capper but they don't change my mind or anything... just makes me feel a bit confident.


Some might feel inclined to post the account info to back it up and most do not.


I think,instead of the daily birthday and insulting some fine handicappers (and a few who totally suck ass) someone needs a hug and some chocolate and to let this go.


Gooooo, be freeeee, fly awaayyyyyyyyyyyy!


There!


All bettah now?





Outstanding work.

... and that is not racist.

Quote:

bigrunpostingformorty
Cry me a rivah.







thud!

my miss storm cat 07-07-2014 05:37 PM

Cry me a rivah huh?

Kindly inform your friend that if he's going to phone it in and use tired clichés I shall be forced to cover my ears with my hands and sing.

La la la.... la la la... la la la la la.....

bigrun 07-07-2014 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 985915)
Cry me a rivah huh?

Kindly inform your friend that if he's going to phone it in and use tired clichés I shall be forced to cover my ears with my hands and sing.

La la la.... la la la... la la la la la.....

Quote:

bigrunpostingformorty

Oh?


And covering your big ears and shrieking "lalalalalala"----is a new cliche'??

Stick with the small time posters here,baby.

You are not ready for prime time.

Arletta 07-07-2014 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 985915)
Cry me a rivah huh?

Kindly inform your friend that if he's going to phone it in and use tired clichés I shall be forced to cover my ears with my hands and sing.

La la la.... la la la... la la la la la.....

Like this? :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxwVcGXhi0o

bigrun 07-08-2014 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 985920)


Quote:

bigrunpostingformortyunderextremeduress
and in no way represents my views:eek:




Wow.



You have lost a lot of weight.

Arletta 07-08-2014 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigrun (Post 986017)
and in no way represents my views:eek:




Wow.



You have lost a lot of weight.

That's not me! :mad:

Sightseek 07-08-2014 05:04 PM

Sorry guys, I've been meaning to add up the contest results, but my laptop has a very ugly black screen. :mad:

I had an odd dream that they were serving chocolate bacon ice cream at Saratoga. :zz:

OldDog 07-08-2014 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 986031)
I had an odd dream that they were serving chocolate bacon ice cream at Saratoga. :zz:

Um . . .

I had a similar dream.

In your dream, what were they wearing?

Arletta 07-08-2014 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldDog (Post 986038)
Um . . .

I had a similar dream.

In your dream, what were they wearing?

:D
:tro:

Sightseek 07-09-2014 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldDog (Post 986038)
Um . . .

I had a similar dream.

In your dream, what were they wearing?

probably a lot more than in your dream! :D

bigrun 07-09-2014 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldDog (Post 986038)
Um . . .

I had a similar dream.

In your dream, what were they wearing?

Was that a dry dream?:D

bigrun 07-09-2014 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 986018)
That's not me! :mad:

That :mad: is for that whacky guy right:wf
Don't shoot the messenger:eek:

Arletta 07-09-2014 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigrun (Post 986103)
That :mad: is for that whacky guy right?
Don't shoot the messenger:eek:

Well he of course knows it wasn't me :D

Your a good sport DJ. I am sure Clyde appreciates all your help :)

Rileyoriley 07-11-2014 06:42 PM

A note from our sponsor:


Sporty Fans,as we await the opening of Sara's Toga....the Clydevivor/SightyPooKins Benefit Players have a real treat for you.See if you can guess the actors and actress' real names.


Enjoy:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVizZDE8z1o

Arletta 07-11-2014 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 986397)
A note from our sponsor:


Sporty Fans,as we await the opening of Sara's Toga....the Clydevivor/SightyPooKins Benefit Players have a real treat for you.See if you can guess the actors and actress' real names.


Enjoy:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVizZDE8z1o

At first glance, it appears that the Judges from the Starbucks Studio are none other than Stevie 5 picks and Andy Serling :D

Arletta 07-11-2014 07:10 PM

Bag head comic just might be none other than Dougie :D

Arletta 07-11-2014 07:13 PM

Candy could be Riot in disguise.. Never know :p

geeker2 07-12-2014 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 986397)
A note from our sponsor:


Sporty Fans,as we await the opening of Sara's Toga....the Clydevivor/SightyPooKins Benefit Players have a real treat for you.See if you can guess the actors and actress' real names.


Enjoy:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVizZDE8z1o

Todd Rundgren

my miss storm cat 07-12-2014 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 986397)
A note from our sponsor:


Sporty Fans,as we await the opening of Sara's Toga....the Clydevivor/SightyPooKins Benefit Players have a real treat for you.See if you can guess the actors and actress' real names.


Enjoy:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVizZDE8z1o

Respectfully I lasted for 41 seconds (took some effort and patience on my part, too!) and it was either strip off all my clothes and run naked and screaming down the street looking for a big truck to throw myself in front of or stop watching.

geeker2 07-12-2014 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 986465)
Respectfully I lasted for 41 seconds (took some effort and patience on my part, too!) and it was either strip off all my clothes and run naked and screaming down the street looking for a big truck to throw myself in front of or stop watching.

Were there any dents in the truck?:p

my miss storm cat 07-12-2014 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 986468)
Were there any dents in the truck?:p

If I try to last through the 12 minutes and 50 odd seconds of 70's torture a second time I will let you know. :p

Rileyoriley 07-12-2014 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 986465)
Respectfully I lasted for 41 seconds (took some effort and patience on my part, too!) and it was either strip off all my clothes and run naked and screaming down the street looking for a big truck to throw myself in front of or stop watching.

Response from Himself:

Cry me a rivah.

Rileyoriley 07-12-2014 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 986398)
At first glance, it appears that the Judges from the Starbucks Studio are none other than Stevie 5 picks and Andy Serling :D

A Response from His Truly:

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!

my miss storm cat 07-12-2014 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 986653)
Response from Himself:

Cry me a rivah.

Please let Him know (Clyde, not God) that (and by God I mean God and not GoD :p) I am (although what if GoD were God?) sorry but (although I suppose it could be argued by those who believe God is everywhere)... wait what was I saying again?

Oh right...sorry but no Cardus-ie is the only one here who can make me cry so I'll pass but thaaanks for thinking of me.

Rileyoriley 07-13-2014 08:44 PM

It Was a Quiet Night in the Big City:






JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU KEN,YOU KENT

by Clyde Collinwood,well known horsey analyst and creator of CLYDEFORM!! and world renown essayist and effigy mannequin maker



Kent....the way stop for more then 5,000 fugitives from law; every day.

It's a place where higher learning is at a low;and the homeless are reconditioned and sold off as "new."

Where little cable cars-----go half way to the sky....oh.,I think that's a different city.


Also known as the birthplace of Citation.Yes, that's what I said.Little known fact that he was birthed at Kent Foaling Center.He,perhaps the greatest horsey of all time.


But there's something different here now.Something,or someONE....has brought back the alluring ambiance that once singled this city out as the place most likely not wanted to be photographed----in.It was a real life collage of pea coats and bell bottoms jeans and bands were breaking out down under every other weekend.Turmoil;yes, there was that.But there also was the deep throttle roar of Sportsters,Lightnings and Bonnevilles rumbling up and down North to South Water Street and was no rarity to see two disagreeing horsey players out on that same street at high noon----settling a horsey dispute by quick draw.The loser had to leave town.

The scent,I have been told by others, they have picked it up.It's not necessarily all good though.The killings have returned.An average of 4 to 7 every night.The same calling card as before is always found.

A drawring of Woody Woodpecker, with the encryption...."Are you looking at my bum!!?" To this day it's meaning is unknown to investigators.


Evil/@Good.

Sometimes,the separation is not so wide.

Sometimes,they can inhabit the same human.


But if this provocateur of good and evil has in fact returned,then I fear we must show great courage.


We must HIDE!!

Sahbra Farms in Shalersville!

In Oprah Winfrey's bed! No one ever goes there.



And now,my impression of Elvis Presley:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRaac-QHhB0


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