Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 978625)

Sightypoo said Baffert not Morty :p

My pick is Ring Weekend


(it sounds so romantic)

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 978403)

A message from Clyde:

Oh what a merry group of funsters we have going on one big yuk 'em roll today.

Yes;you're all so funny with the CLYDEFORM!! carping and the improperly inflated pies and your "phooies" as well as yer what not.


Well I'll be darned....what a nice segue for a column I wrote in PHOTO SPINACH.







WHY SALICHROME WILL GO DOWN TO DEFEAT ON SATURDAY

by Clyde( creator of CLYDEFORM!!)


Primarily because his Dolphin Floggers deserve it.Yes, even CaliforniaAluminum himself is sick of the teenage blatherings spewing from the mouths of his GayBoy followers.I had an exclusive interview with CA last night.Unfortunately he did not give me permission to print in it's whole, but I can excerpt him.

When asked how he feels about fans like Insecticide(TM),SpecialMethamphetamineMan and the newest Chromester----JihadScientist,CA revealed,"They make me want to projectile vomit.Being a fan is one thing, but trying to impregnate air with a continuous sperm mist is going a little far.I am grossly embarrassed and it must stop."

I asked him how can it be stopped and he said...."I will lose Saturday."

I snarfed.

I told him I snarfed because I think his dupa is getting waxed even if he tries to win.

CA then got a little snotty,but did calm back down long enough to reinforce his statement about losing.You now see there will be no triple crown winner this year and that blame can be placed directly upon the BoysFromBrazil acting out out their night time fantasies over at NoAdvantage.

Yes,that same NoAdvantage allowing Tits to run amok with her canines at the ready and allowing the "gentlemen" there to display their disdain for the "straight life".NA:Where ThaiGuys go to flame out.


My selections for The Preakless:


best value....General A Rod
next best value....Dynamic Impact
next best value....RideOnCulin
exotics play....SocialInclusion
next best exotics play....Strong Mandate
next best exotics play....Hansen
super hi add....Kid Cruz
next best super hi add....Ring Weekend
next best super hi add....Califronia Aluminum


BOL!

Originally Posted by OldDog (Post 978540)

OOOOOOOOOO!
:eek:

I pick Californee Chalk. Er, Chrome!

Throaty blister and all.
:{>:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 978666)

:D

I am confused and don't understand how many horsies we may pick so here are my four...

California Chrome
Ride On, Curlin (say it like you mean it)
Ring Weekend
Ria Antonia (Oh I will edit this then... okey dokey?)

Now if someone could please clarify the rules so I know if I need to pick more horsies that would be fantabulous.

To the execs @ CLYDEFORM - did you happen to notice the trainer of the red saddle cloth horse (eeew) and have you found the octopus yet?

Omg I just had a thought what if Casse trained a horse and Kayla Stra had the mount? Would it drop dead or just turn to stone or salt or something?

Happy Freakness Day, children.

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 978547)

I hope I am wrong, but going against Chromester :eek:

1) Social Inclusion
2) California Chrome :{>:
3) Kid Cruz

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 978846)

:{>:

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Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 978890)

I demand a recount :mad:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 978884)

From you-know-who:

REVISED PIGGY PEN


1....CHROMESTER doo dah!!
2....CHROMESTER Hasp
3....CHROMESTER YourDissedLaundromat
4....CHROMESTER Arlettuce
5....CHROMESTER Arlettuce
6....CHROMESTER Arlettuce
7....CHROMESTER Arlettuce
8....CaliforniaAluminum

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 978884)

From you-know-who:

REVISED PIGGY PEN


1....CHROMESTER doo dah!!
2....CHROMESTER Hasp
3....CHROMESTER YourDissedLaundromat
4....CHROMESTER Arlettuce
5....CHROMESTER Arlettuce
6....CHROMESTER Arlettuce
7....CHROMESTER Arlettuce
8....CaliforniaAluminum

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 978895)

Ned and Hydra Belmont (such lovely people) have kindly requested that all Chromesters identify themselves at the Belmonty by wearing a fashionable Aluminum foil hat.

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 978839)

Even though you picked 4 horseys My-Miss-4-Picks, you did have CC first so-
10 POINTS for you!!!:tro:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 978901)

Here is mine :D

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Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 978901)

Here is mine :D

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 978895)

Ned and Hydra Belmont (such lovely people) have kindly requested that all Chromesters identify themselves at the Belmonty by wearing a fashionable Aluminum foil hat.

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 979055)

I have been instructed to deliver this immediately! :zz:



"MyMissFpourPicks"

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Chromester I.D. Hats

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!



Anyhoo----the next PiggyPen is going to look overoccupied by a certain Chromester.Perhaps a Private PiggyPen is in order.


But I am here for serious horsey talk.

The Belmont key ZC's:

*A certain trainer has my initials.
*That same certain trainer has not been busted for narcotics trafficking;one of the few.
*That same certain trainer is not a camera hog nor a schmoozer of the filthy rich.
*That SCT once trained DowntownDollarBilly as well as GoldenSoul.
*That SCT most likely( or next most likely) will have a certain horsey in the Belmont.
*That same certain horsey, if one is able to use one's noodle to some depth,bears a strong triple crown run resemblance to another closer of note----VictoryGallop.At last in the firt two legs(Remember;use that noodle.)
*That SCH has the same initials as the winner of the 2014 Belmont.(It gets a little counter tricky here,so be careless.)
*As if more was needed,this years Belmont will be run on the EXACT SAME TRACK upon which the 1998 affair was run.
*Holy cow!
*Lastly....guess which horsey CoPilotFloyd is picking?

mmm-hmmmm

That SCH.


And Chromesters-----don't try to sneak by the Belmonts without your Identification Friend or Foe Hat.That would be a big mistake.Hydra did not get her name for nothing.