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Mortimer 01-14-2008 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Are you talking about FaceDisadvantage?

WORSE.

Mortimer 01-14-2008 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Morty? Is that you?


PINOCCHIO???

Mortimer 01-14-2008 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
You can. But then I'll pull out my two BCS championship bets and just laugh.

An adjusted line. Haha! Regular season win percentages, Heismans, Baton Boys..LOL.

Laugh at this....the BT will beat you that way...and at your nc's as well.

Coach Pants 01-14-2008 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Laugh at this....the BT will beat you that way...and at your nc's as well.

No individual team in the BLT will beat Alabama's NC record. HOO-AH!!

Cajungator26 01-14-2008 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
PINOCCHIO???

Nope... only three lies away. Oh what the hell, I might as well be him.

Lie #1:

Ohio State deserved to be in the National Championship.

Lie #2:

Even though they lost, Ohio State was the better team.

Lie #3:

Les Miles is going to Michigan. He has to be. Morty says he is.

;)

Mortimer 01-14-2008 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
No individual team in the BLT will beat Alabama's NC record. HOO-AH!!


I gave you that before.

But Weiss' Noodles beats you there. The thIng is no secy team...none...can compare to Ohio and Michigan overall...and the "overrated" BT will beat you in conference nc's as well.

They will beat you anyway you want it. Now counts as now....but before counts,too.



Or did you win The Civil War?

Mortimer 01-14-2008 08:53 PM

[quote=Cajungator26]Nope... only three lies away. Oh what the hell, I might as well be him.


Lie #1:

Ohio State deserved to be in the National Championship.

Hey don't blame us....all the polls put us there. At least we didn't jump 5 spaces in the last week.

Lie #2:

Even though they lost, Ohio State was the better team.

Never said that...if you look back here I said lsu won fair and square.

Lie #3:

Les Miles is going to Michigan. He has to be. Morty says he is.

Very interesting you should bring this up because there's something called an NCAA investigation that just might happen regarding Mr. Miles' recruiting efforts over the last 2 years...and when it does it just might also bring into play how Michigan quickly backed off him when picking this up.

Stay tuned.

=;>

Mortimer 01-14-2008 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Nope... only three lies away. Oh what the hell, I might as well be him.

Lie #1:

Ohio State deserved to be in the National Championship.

Lie #2:

Even though they lost, Ohio State was the better team.

Lie #3:

Les Miles is going to Michigan. He has to be. Morty says he is.

;)




:)

Mortimer 01-14-2008 09:10 PM

The college ranks may then have 2 hc's sniffing out the pros.

Mortimer 01-14-2008 09:30 PM

Who is Carla!?

Late Fires 01-14-2008 09:38 PM

I don't care what Hossy says, this is a great thread.

The Andy Kaufman clips alone are worth many pies.

Mortimer 01-14-2008 10:37 PM

I know you are the only one left who can appreciate fine work,LF.




Very kind of you.

Mr. Kaufman just might have a few more appearances to do over the next few days.

Mortimer 01-15-2008 07:49 AM

The to die for lsu pep rally led by Les Miles:





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DZfEXAKt-g

Mortimer 01-15-2008 07:56 AM

The Flory-DUH fight song..unique in that it was penned by a Flory-DUH doctoral candidate...and performed by their drunken swine of a coach...Bourban Meyer:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSYV-...eature=related

Mortimer 01-15-2008 08:16 AM

I hope all you filthy,disgusting doorknob dumb hillbillies are enjoying my fine work.

Mortimer 01-15-2008 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires
I don't care what Hossy says, this is a great thread.

The Andy Kaufman clips alone are worth many pies.




Have you notice no one except female impersonaters care what Flossy says?

Mortimer 01-15-2008 09:59 AM

lsu fans...your eloquent coach:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a0o9LBCd7Q

Cajungator26 01-15-2008 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
lsu fans...your eloquent coach:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a0o9LBCd7Q

http://www.nola.com/photos/t-p/index.ssf?2008BCSshow/

:)

Mortimer 01-15-2008 01:46 PM

Oh give it up already you little ridge runner.

Mortimer 01-15-2008 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Are you talking about FaceDisadvantage?


I am speaking of the same SpaceOutlandish.

I don't know about you,but I have never anywhere witnessed so many windbags and blowhards.I could not believe how many would post multi paragraphical tripe about breaking down paradigms and developing trig functions for horseyracing as well as for the green felt and clicking wheels.

And several would join them as if they knew EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT!!!!



Then I would jump in to offer a descenting opinion....


....only to get DARTED for it!







YES!


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