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Old 05-26-2008, 09:07 PM
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Andy Beyer.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:08 PM
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Andy Beyer can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:09 PM
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Well yeah, but I was thinking they would be more handicapping/horse race related.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:10 PM
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A man once taunted Andy Beyer with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Andy Beyer proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:10 PM
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Andy Beyer can lead a horse to water AND make it drink
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:11 PM
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Well yeah, but I was thinking they would be more handicapping/horse race related.
Oh...well this is close...


Andy Beyer is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:12 PM
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Andy Beyer once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:13 PM
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Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that most handicappers end the saying with, "...jealous of Andy Beyer."
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:14 PM
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could someone just post a link to all the chuck norris jokes and save steve a few mb of storage?
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:15 PM
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could someone just post a link to all the chuck norris jokes and save steve a few mb of storage?
LOL
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:16 PM
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could someone just post a link to all the chuck norris jokes and save steve a few mb of storage?
G O O G L E
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:16 PM
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Have you seen "rank 'em"? We're a grain of sand here...
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:17 PM
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Quote:
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Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that most handicappers end the saying with, "...jealous of Andy Beyer."

Coach..I think you redtube'd to long today.....
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:18 PM
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Coach..I think you redtube'd to long today.....
Kelsey Grammer.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:30 PM
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Kelsey Grammer.
Interesting you invoke KG...he actually had a sister that was murdered after leaving a Red Lobster .
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:33 PM
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Andy Beyer can walk faster than any living human
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:36 PM
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There's no skin under Andy Beyer's goatee, just another fist.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:40 PM
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Mocking BTW...

Shocking.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:48 PM
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Does anyone remember quite a few years ago at Saratoga when Andy B. said on the show with Harvey Pack that if a certain shipper from Penn National won he would run around the track naked?

BTW..it won for fun...thank god he didn't do it.
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Old 05-26-2008, 10:02 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xzHzP-Rak4
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