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Old 04-30-2008, 06:45 PM
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Old 05-01-2008, 01:47 PM
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Hey kids!!



Guess what time it is!!?








THE 2008 FINE KENTUCKY DERBY ANALYSIS!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8dq9NodWDY




ENJOY





This year the part of Miss Tesmaucher will be played by Thebby.










MISS TESSMAUCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!




May I have the cards..please?

And don't bring me the '96 Topps bb set this time-----OK?







( Would ya look at that fine dupa?...mm-mmm-MMM!! )






Thank you so much ,Miss Tessmaucher.








I begin:










Fool Coleman


I think I know a fool when I see one.




Crinkle...


...trash can.






Anak CanaCanaSol Nakal


Let's put him to the side ( I'm trying to build more suspense this year..so don't get excited.)






CourtVision



Basketball...Tennis---good

Derby---bad.




Crinkle...



....trash can.










Tail of E-Carla.



Keeper.













8 Belles



Only a former naval officer would know what that means.





But put to side.







Z Fortune


Z tresh ken







Crinkle....



...trash can.










Big Truck




BIG LIAH!!





Crinkle.....


....trash can.









VisionairesDisease



Hazmat bound.






WHIIIIIIRRRRRRR!!!











Ham Sandwich ( Gyro)



This is real dirt.

Put to side.







ColonelJohn



They separated Bob&John...promoted half of him....and try to sneak him in as a ringer.


Pvt. Pyle is all I see.




Crinkle...


...trash can.








Z Humor




rule-eng un Z flour





Crinkle....


....trash can.









Smuther




The choice of fine marks everywhere.


Crinkle....


....trash can.










BobBlackJack





HIT ME.BABY!!



Keeper.











Monba



Shuzbutt.






Crinkle...



...trash can.








Adriano.




Yukky,sniveling wife of Rockyano.



Crinkle....


...trash can.











PenisOfPork.




PatheticPud.





Crinkle...


....trash can.








CowboyCal.






Never heard of 'im.



Crinkle...


....trash can.











RecaptureTheSnory.






WarEblem already happened.






]WHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!








Gayego.







BARF!!!



Crinkle...


...trash can.













Wig,Brown.





Gate 20 is still alive!!!


Keeper.













Now Anak CanaCanaSol Nakal can't possibly win as a bad foreign actor....no way.




And Wig,Brown is merely this years Point Given.....figure him for 5th or 6th.I'm sure The Gatekeeper is quite happy.






The rest is very hard.





Carla....your thread work here catches up to you in this race.



BobBJ could steal this race.

Pyro enjoys the filth and could smoke the field in the stretch.






But 8 Dingy-Dingies is my choice to win.



Thank God I let automatic writing take over.









4....Tail of E-Carla

3....BobBJ

2...Ham Sandwich

1...8 Dingy-Dingies













It jist don't git no better 'an 'at.
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Old 05-01-2008, 01:59 PM
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Fine work.
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Old 05-01-2008, 02:10 PM
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Thank you so much,LateFires.....God knows you have always displayed fine taste for quality work.





























( If you mention my Thistleydowns picks today...I will kill you.)
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Old 05-01-2008, 02:22 PM
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Thank you so much,LateFires.....God knows you have always displayed fine taste for quality work.






( If you mention my Thistleydowns picks today...I will kill you.)
How does the bush out front look?
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Old 05-01-2008, 02:23 PM
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BRAVO....BRAVO...!!!!


Standing OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOvation!!!!


If I may be Hossy...I mean Frank with you...this is shirley....your finest work today
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Old 05-01-2008, 02:29 PM
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How does the bush out front look?
Neatly trimmed..as all bushi should be.
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BRAVO....BRAVO...!!!!


Standing OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOvation!!!!


If I may be Hossy...I mean Frank with you...this is shirley....your finest work today

I can't thank you enough,KGB....but I am fucl<ed.





I just saw where HorseOffCourse picked 8 Belles ,too.
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Old 05-01-2008, 02:30 PM
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Well, in your favor, you're willing to put up. I like that. Offers to do internet shows will start rolling in soon.
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Old 05-01-2008, 02:32 PM
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I can't thank you enough,KGB....but I am fucl<ed.





I just saw where HorseOffCourse picked 8 Belles ,too.

Glad to know you're getting laid sir....keep up the good work.
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Old 05-01-2008, 03:08 PM
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But I also see where he picked Pvt. Pyle,too.





I feel much better now.
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Old 05-01-2008, 03:25 PM
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Well, in your favor, you're willing to put up. I like that. Offers to do internet shows will start rolling in soon.

I'm turning them down as fast as they come in.
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Old 05-01-2008, 03:27 PM
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But I also see where he picked Pvt. Pyle,too.





I feel much better now.

sir.....

















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RFD...I mean DRF just contacted my office...they have requested permission to reprint your fine work. Of course, the stipulation being that it is placed underneath your idols work, Mr. Serling.

Shall my people call your people?
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RFD...I mean DRF just contacted my office...they have requested permission to reprint your fine work. Of course, the stipulation being that it is placed underneath your idols work, Mr. Serling.

Shall my people call your people?

Uh...I do not hack up black ad white fur balls.














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Old 05-01-2008, 03:34 PM
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Uh...I do not hack up black ad white fur balls.














No.

Fair enough...You made the right call. Work of that caliber clearly belongs on Nerdy Trail. We are truly blessed to have you around these parts. Those "smart" room forums have no idea what they are missing.



























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