Official K-DERBY Thread..VERY sticky

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Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

^^^ Big sissy.

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^^ Operates Full Service Red Lights.

Good morning ma'am. And isn't it a loooovely morning?

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Hello Coach Panties.





It's a very pretty morning...yes it is.

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I will be giving my expert analysis of the derby a day or two before it runs...stand by for an exact date and time.









When is the derby anyway?.

Come on , shake your body baby, do the Monba
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Come on , shake your body baby, do the Monba
I know you can't control yourself any longer

Come on , shake your body baby, do the Monba
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that Monba beat

Everybody gather 'round now
Let your body feel the heat
Don't you worry if you can't dance;
Let the music move your feet

It's the rhythm of the island, and like the sugar cane so sweet
If you want to do the Monba, you've got to listen to the beat

Come on , shake your body baby, do the Monba
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that Monba beat

Feel the fire of desire, as you dance the night away
'Cause tonight were gonna party, 'til we see the break of day

Better get yourself together, and hold on to what you've got
Once the music hits your system, there's no way your gonna stop

(repeat 3x's) Come on , shake your body baby, do the Monba
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that Monba beat

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I did not know you were such a huge Peter Allen fan.

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I hate going off topic...now you all know that.



But a lot of threads that are opened up in SportyTown are absolutely pathetic. Just look at the single digit replies to so many threads here.



Advise....if you have a spurious thought that pops into your noodle------



----keep it to yourself.









OK?

[TheSpyder]

Tail of Spamoni

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Ya never know!



Know what ahm sayin'?

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

I wish to announce I shall leave here on a permanent basis after May3.



I know I have said that before....but this time I mean it.





I know I have said this before,but only to prepare you all for that dark day.








I know I have said that before as well....but I really wanted to make sure you all are really prepared.














I know I have said that before,too....but this time is final.























I know I have said that before also......but I assure you this is the last time.



















































I know I have said that same thing in the past....but should this be another false start ( or finish..whatevah)....then I PROMISE I will perform ( WITH BrownSugah..mind you) ..


























.....LIVE UNICYCLE JUGGLING!!!






RIGHT HERE ON HOUR STAGE!









OH COME ON NOW!



Let's give me a big hand!

Ummm, what's my job in all of this?

As an aside Morte dear, can you access the contest section? There's an interesting new poster over there.....

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You will be sitting on my shoulders as I peddle the unicyle...you will be busy juggling bowling pins.

I will hold you making sure you do not fall down...go boom.







And now I will try and osmosize into that thread.

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I was able to blend in...but saw no new interesting poster there.

What am I missing?

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

I was able to blend in...but saw no new interesting poster there.

What am I missing?

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21748

... and as an aside, I'm not the bowling type.

Isn't there something else i can (attempt to) juggle? Something a little less traditional shall we say?

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How about oranges?





On my way.

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Don't know how I missed that..but I did.



I think you have a new CharleeHO creature invasion right there.

And I'm going to hit Spydah with a pie.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

How about oranges?





On my way.

Gee, I was thinking copies of Herodo... oh nevah mind!