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Old 12-16-2014, 09:24 AM
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14..CardVark
Sssso much to catch up on here and it reminds one of reading Gabriel Garcia Marquez... you know? Like where you want it to go on forever like a great kiss or really good sex.

Anyhoo I only skimmed what I have missed and, whilst I was thrilled to once again see CDPK plagiarizing random and forgotten poets, I would like to object to a few names on this above list but - for the moment and in particular - this one.

In fact, as it has been a while, I would like to dedicate a song to my VERY secret beloved who I shall not name (Cardus-ie).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGb5IweiYG8
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Old 12-16-2014, 05:03 PM
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I really hope Miss Longerie will post pics revealing how she got her name.

And, Brown Sugar;I notice in another thread CardVark mentions something like you having a penchant for "loss".Do you know by simply appearing in a thread you started,he reinforces what he claims is your penchant for loss?

Just thayin'.



Mr. Espar Igus makes his contest selection:

Going to that fabulous and sparkling new addition to degenerate gambling's family of fine fortresses of indolent pleasures....THE Mahonings RaceVino!!!! The place that gives you free MerHigh for every hundred dollars you lose!

Wednesday

Race# 5....Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking-#11,YouAreFun
Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #10,OurCampfire
Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer- #1,Watchin'TheBabes
Horse that really wanted to be a dentist- #5,ScoreBabyScore
Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#2,StrategicHope


If you sign your posts with "Cheers"....you are "happy";or a Brit.

Same thing.



Where NoAdvantage got the idea for his congenial personality:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7JcKKej0DI




More PLE's !



"A gun gives you the body, not the bird."


I picked he hardest first.




"Before enlightenment — chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment — chop wood, carry water."


From where to they FIND this stuff!!?




"Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. "


Check please!




"By daily dying I have come to be."



Wud dad he say????





"It requires a great deal of faith for a man to be cured by his own placebos."



Well don't look at me.




"You can't fall off the floor."


This is an OUTRAGE!!



"To believe with certainty we must begin with doubting. "


I am LEAVING!!!!





BAH!





STICKY MUSIC!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynwXec3T848




My imitation of the Elvis Presley:


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GP-12/17 Race 10

Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking- More Than Rainbows-1st

Horse that actually likes fruitcake- Just Too Perfect

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer- Undercover Kitten

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist- Violinist-2nd

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line- Bluegrass Special
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Old 12-17-2014, 08:54 PM
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I really hope Miss Longerie will post pics revealing how she got her name.

And, Brown Sugar;I notice in another thread CardVark mentions something like you having a penchant for "loss".Do you know by simply appearing in a thread you started,he reinforces what he claims is your penchant for loss?

Just thayin'.



Mr. Espar Igus makes his contest selection:

Going to that fabulous and sparkling new addition to degenerate gambling's family of fine fortresses of indolent pleasures....THE Mahonings RaceVino!!!! The place that gives you free MerHigh for every hundred dollars you lose!

Wednesday

Race# 5....Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking-#11,YouAreFun
Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #10,OurCampfire
Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer- #1,Watchin'TheBabes-3rd
Horse that really wanted to be a dentist- #5,ScoreBabyScore-1st
Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#2,StrategicHope


If you sign your posts with "Cheers"....you are "happy";or a Brit.

Same thing.



Where NoAdvantage got the idea for his congenial personality:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7JcKKej0DI




More PLE's !



"A gun gives you the body, not the bird."


I picked he hardest first.




"Before enlightenment — chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment — chop wood, carry water."


From where to they FIND this stuff!!?




"Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. "


Check please!




"By daily dying I have come to be."



Wud dad he say????





"It requires a great deal of faith for a man to be cured by his own placebos."



Well don't look at me.




"You can't fall off the floor."


This is an OUTRAGE!!



"To believe with certainty we must begin with doubting. "


I am LEAVING!!!!





BAH!





STICKY MUSIC!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynwXec3T848




My imitation of the Elvis Presley:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocwPtFmhSNw





Good day.
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Old 12-18-2014, 05:52 AM
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A jingle from ~ Clyde


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Today is the race pick day for Mr. Otto Bodyman.

Otto will be selecting at the MMMMMMMAH-VLUS!! Mahoning Circle of Fun for Saturday.



Race 8....Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking- #10,Sing The Blues

Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #7,Alley Sprout

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer- #5,Love Bunny

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist-#9,Giggle Fit

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#11,Blond Warrior



In that Elvis thread down in Schizoteric,first song.....the Letterman Show. Is that Randy Sterling playing the flute?

If baffert does run those 4 horses at SharedBelief, it will be :One for the gate, one for the first turn,one for the second turn, one for the win and SharedBelief ;the only without sin.

Whack 'im and run 'im wide twice;now baffert's done it to him thrice.



And Andy Beyer and his minions will see no evil.



Friends,it's time to take the blinkers off. Is there a way? Can we keep it real here? Or must we call in....The Real Don Steele?

The rank sniff still lingers from the BCC.

baffert phones Stewards and then forgets what he was going to say!!?



How much more of baffert are we going to take?You know,The Doctor;specializing in thyroid treatment.Even when the thyroid needs no treatment.Him and his sidekick,Nurse Ratchet....have got to go.I think even Satan is sick of seeing his sorry dupa.



if i said to you,
crinkle your nose and make me high....
would you dapple your skin and drink merhigh
would you lotus your legs and bare your chest
or simply tell me to picture this
you know what's wrong with trying to do a poim after battling phone co's. and computer co's. for 3 weeks to a positive resolution, only to have your furnace go out at 12:30 AM and it's 28 STINKING degrees outside!!??
THAT'S what's wrong.




I need StickyMusic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkuGtF4T9vI



I think now you need sticky Music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myip...ALtGavW0jfyeVK





I was born on a side road far from here
While the town was burning out my dark window
I was crowned with a cage of cold barbed wire
And my bottle I keep with me even till now

Curse my pain, curse the sunrise every dawn
Those sidewalks ran me ragged, those cracks my only guide
Long for midnight, long for darkness sweet release
Beg the alleys for your endless time to cease

Screaming blackbird on my shoulders
Mark my nearness to his youth
Left my senses reeling as he cried, "I understand you"
(Sweet release, sweet release)

Try the handle, try the doorway, try the path
Try to enter, to enter and to find some solace there, there
In this clearing, you'll find nothing but a song
Give it breath, give it sunshine and with you it will belong, belong

It will whisper, it will stir a gentle breeze, its hands are your hands
They will take you where you please, if you please
Will you choose to be gentle? It's just your life whatever you feel
Are we blind for a reason or is it just to make it real, real?
(Sweet release, sweet release)

Show me do, give me seashells for my ears
Tell your neighbors and forgive them for their fears
(Sweet release, sweet release, sweet release)




Say....what about you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCCHb6PSPS0







And this one is for all my psychopath friends:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSWUWPx2VeQ




I have zebra poop in my Christmas stocking.

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Old 12-18-2014, 12:19 PM
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And, Brown Sugar;I notice in another thread CardVark mentions something like you having a penchant for "loss".Do you know by simply appearing in a thread you started,he reinforces what he claims is your penchant for loss?

Just thayin'.
DPK... all ah know is that it's a big turn on whenever he speaks to me. In fact...

For Cardus-ie (swoon):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hp5wPM0DYk



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Horse I'd most like to find in my stocking: Party Now

Horse that actually likes fruitcake: Dancing House

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer: Sandiva

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist (only Rudolph fans will get this):Granny Mc's Kitten


Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line: Naughty Holiday
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Horse I'd most like to find in my stocking:
WALLYANNA
Horse that actually likes fruitcake:
ROMAN APPROVAL

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer:
IRONICUS

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist (only Rudolph fans will get this):
CABO CAT

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line:
MORNING CALM

Horse I'm adding to cheat with:
BEST PLAN YET

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Horse I'd most like to find in my stocking:
WALLYANNA
Horse that actually likes fruitcake:
ROMAN APPROVAL

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer:
IRONICUS

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist (only Rudolph fans will get this):
CABO CAT

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line:
MORNING CALM

Horse I'm adding to cheat with:
BEST PLAN YET
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GP-12/20 Race 9

Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking- Belisarius

Horse that actually likes fruitcake- Yari

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer-Jonrah

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist- Scoria

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line- Energy Spirit
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Horse I'd most like to find in my stocking:
WALLYANNA
Horse that actually likes fruitcake:
ROMAN APPROVAL

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer:
IRONICUS

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist (only Rudolph fans will get this):
CABO CAT

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line:
MORNING CALM

Horse I'm adding to cheat with:
BEST PLAN YET
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As, in real life, I have decided to sit out the Asahi Hai Futurity Stakes tonight (race 11 @ Hanshin), I would very much like to play it as my Christmas Fine Horsie-Go-Round raciepookins.

Thank you sssssso much.

* * *

Horse I'd most like to find in my stocking: Ash Gold. Good horsie. I mean really it would be Danon Platina (not only is he so beautiful - grey boy! - but his trainer will not shut up about certain things and I feel like what with Mr. Sakae Kunieda talking between the lines this sorta, kinda fine boy would be much happier living with me) or Tagano Azaghal (nearly black but oh... ah just don't think he is the finest racehorsie I have ever seen so might as well go for a good one. Now watch he wins!) but I suppose I will go with the probable winnah which I usually do not do.

Horse that actually likes fruitcake: Tagano Espresso. Don't ask.

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer: Navion cause he pulled all thought his last race.

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist: Cosmo Nine Ball. I have no idea why, only that he told me so. (He is not very bright so ssssh, just play along... kinda like what we do with Clydiepookins... oh ooops I mean well helllo there, Clyde! Wink wink).

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line: Quetzaltenango. With a name like that he has trouble with the smallest tasks.

Is Cosmo Nine Balls best friend, as an aside.

If anyone scratches will please use Clarity Sky in their stead.

Too bad there wasn't one to hang ornaments as Wakino Hibiki is VERY good at hanging.

Godspeed, good horsies and merry Christmas and happy Hanukkah to all (or whatever you celebrate).

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A jingle from ~ Clyde


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Today is the race pick day for Mr. Otto Bodyman.

Otto will be selecting at the MMMMMMMAH-VLUS!! Mahoning Circle of Fun for Saturday.



Race 8....Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking- #10,Sing The Blues-3rd

Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #7,Alley Sprout

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer- #5,Love Bunny

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist-#9,Giggle Fit

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#11,Blond Warrior



In that Elvis thread down in Schizoteric,first song.....the Letterman Show. Is that Randy Sterling playing the flute?

If baffert does run those 4 horses at SharedBelief, it will be :One for the gate, one for the first turn,one for the second turn, one for the win and SharedBelief ;the only without sin.

Whack 'im and run 'im wide twice;now baffert's done it to him thrice.



And Andy Beyer and his minions will see no evil.



Friends,it's time to take the blinkers off. Is there a way? Can we keep it real here? Or must we call in....The Real Don Steele?

The rank sniff still lingers from the BCC.

baffert phones Stewards and then forgets what he was going to say!!?



How much more of baffert are we going to take?You know,The Doctor;specializing in thyroid treatment.Even when the thyroid needs no treatment.Him and his sidekick,Nurse Ratchet....have got to go.I think even Satan is sick of seeing his sorry dupa.



if i said to you,
crinkle your nose and make me high....
would you dapple your skin and drink merhigh
would you lotus your legs and bare your chest
or simply tell me to picture this
you know what's wrong with trying to do a poim after battling phone co's. and computer co's. for 3 weeks to a positive resolution, only to have your furnace go out at 12:30 AM and it's 28 STINKING degrees outside!!??
THAT'S what's wrong.




I need StickyMusic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkuGtF4T9vI



I think now you need sticky Music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myip...ALtGavW0jfyeVK





I was born on a side road far from here
While the town was burning out my dark window
I was crowned with a cage of cold barbed wire
And my bottle I keep with me even till now

Curse my pain, curse the sunrise every dawn
Those sidewalks ran me ragged, those cracks my only guide
Long for midnight, long for darkness sweet release
Beg the alleys for your endless time to cease

Screaming blackbird on my shoulders
Mark my nearness to his youth
Left my senses reeling as he cried, "I understand you"
(Sweet release, sweet release)

Try the handle, try the doorway, try the path
Try to enter, to enter and to find some solace there, there
In this clearing, you'll find nothing but a song
Give it breath, give it sunshine and with you it will belong, belong

It will whisper, it will stir a gentle breeze, its hands are your hands
They will take you where you please, if you please
Will you choose to be gentle? It's just your life whatever you feel
Are we blind for a reason or is it just to make it real, real?
(Sweet release, sweet release)

Show me do, give me seashells for my ears
Tell your neighbors and forgive them for their fears
(Sweet release, sweet release, sweet release)




Say....what about you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCCHb6PSPS0







And this one is for all my psychopath friends:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSWUWPx2VeQ




I have zebra poop in my Christmas stocking.

Fucl<age.

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Horse I'd most like to find in my stocking: Party Now-2nd

Horse that actually likes fruitcake: Dancing House-3rd

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer: Sandiva -1st

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist (only Rudolph fans will get this):Granny Mc's Kitten


Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line: Naughty Holiday


Total-$194
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Horse I'd most like to find in my stocking:
WALLYANNA
Horse that actually likes fruitcake:
ROMAN APPROVAL

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer:
IRONICUS

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist (only Rudolph fans will get this):
CABO CAT

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line:
MORNING CALM

Horse I'm adding to cheat with:
BEST PLAN YET
Total even with your cheater-0
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GP-12/20 Race 9

Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking- Belisarius-3rd

Horse that actually likes fruitcake- Yari

Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer-Jonrah-1st

Horse that really wanted to be a dentist- Scoria

Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line- Energy Spirit
Total-$22.80
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So far:
Arletta-$34
Alan-$8.90
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Miss Longerie-$470.60
Mr. Espar Igus-$20.40
Mr. Otto Bodyman$8.60
Rileyoriley-$22.80
Sighty-$194
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Old 12-21-2014, 07:12 AM
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Total even with your cheater-0
My bad, I thought we were picking horses to lose.
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