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Old 03-30-2007, 08:29 AM
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I wax my legs because I'm lazy. And I just don't think it hurts all that much.

I personally think men could stand to do more grooming in their own bikini area. Not only does Sherwood Forest look better when the trees are trimmed a bit, it makes it less stinky. Which makes it more pleasant to be down there, if you get my drift.



I might add the man in the gray suit does not exactly enjoy the oderifous fumes when he goes to the fish market.





Sometimes an extra helping of Febreze would help a LOT.
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Old 03-30-2007, 08:36 AM
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Just in case I missed your drift could you be a little more specific...

no way ANYONE could miss that drift!!


and rand....guys don't seem to trim nose or ear hair, so i doubt they aim sharp objects anywhere lower!!
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Old 03-30-2007, 08:37 AM
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I might add the man in the gray suit does not exactly enjoy the oderifous fumes when he goes to the fish market.





Sometimes an extra helping of Febreze would help a LOT.
oh jesus.


note to self: swallow coffee before reading posts....

anyone have a paper towel????
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Old 03-30-2007, 08:38 AM
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As Morte' would say . . . .


HOLY MOTHER OF GOD





thud! (and I may never get up on this one)


OOOOOOOOOO
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no way ANYONE could miss that drift!!

What you don't what her to elaborate?...aww c'mon just trying to distract some of the gang from "beating up on PG85" in dem other threads...
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Old 03-30-2007, 08:48 AM
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OOOOOOOOOO
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Tell Morte', no, no,



wrong choice of wording on my part



I may fail to recover would be better



No slight intended, not to you, not to anyone.



Still, dumbfounded, I guess.
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Old 03-30-2007, 08:51 AM
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Note to myself:

Refrain from typing what I really want to.
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Those were ten pies awarded in recognition of a swell post.



They have no negative meaning what so ever.

However...I am a little disappointed Thebby is not contributing here.

Ah wonder how her garden grows?
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What you don't what her to elaborate?...aww c'mon just trying to distract some of the gang from "beating up on PG85" in dem other threads...
lmao

yeah, this is infinitely more entertaining then the oft-repeated pg hammering.

wonder if she will comply??
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Refrain from typing what I really want to.
you only live once, go for it!!
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Ah wonder how her garden grows?
I can't speak for Thebby, but I don't allow mine to grow, haha.
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I can't speak for Thebby, but I don't allow mine to grow, haha.
ahem

let's just say tony enjoys yard work such as cutting down things he doesn't want sprouting up, keeps everything tidy....
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I.....




...oh never mind.
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I can't speak for Thebby, but I don't allow mine to grow, haha.
hmmm... about that trip to NY...when is that again??
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you only live once, go for it!!
Be careful in what you ask for, Deb! I'm in rare form today! LOL
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Is your real first name Charlee?
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speechless???? lol
say it ain't so!
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ahem

let's just say tony enjoys yard work such as cutting down things he doesn't want sprouting up, keeps everything tidy....
WOW...

We need more Tony's out there.
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:10 AM
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If Buffy joins this thread...




...I am leaving...


...very quickly.
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Jesus Christ Nicole! You are too much.
Hey, all I'm saying is, if it's that important to men they can make the, ahem, job, easier. Consider it a public service announcement.

I remember shopping with a boyfriend many years ago and he pointed out a small carving of a man in a meditative position- cross legged, with his head lowered onto his lap (it's a fairly common carving at Eastern-flavored stores). My boyfriend commented to me, "It's a good thing most men actually aren't that flexible, or the human race would die out."

Morty, thanks for the invite, but some things are reserved for the ball and chain only.
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