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Old 03-24-2007, 09:04 AM
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Note to myself:



Voices back!


VERY loud!




Purchase ear plugs today in addition to those ear muffs.


Also remember to say Top of the Morning to Thebby and Swill....

...Just in case I see them sweeping out the porch at Bernies Munch 'N Crunch.
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Old 03-24-2007, 09:08 AM
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note to myself: the dog needs a bath...she doesn't smell very good.

consider putting morty on ignore unless he says hello...hope that his earmuffs start working.
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Old 03-24-2007, 09:12 AM
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Note to myself:



GOOD MORNING THEBBY.


( Brother)



Also...notice someone here did not start post with "Note to myself".

Remember to tell them they are out of the thread for failure to do so.
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Old 03-24-2007, 09:13 AM
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note to myself: morty is off ignore...he's the best.
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Old 03-24-2007, 09:20 AM
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note to myself


keep in mind, Morty's requirements


Swill picks up fast


even below the Mason Dixon


Swill may keep it in check today


not promising
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Old 03-24-2007, 09:29 AM
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Note To Hals Self:


Hello


This Is Hal Everyone






Hal Hates When That Happens




Wait A Minute







This Is Hal........everyone


Hals Master Has Left

He Took A Lot Of Notes With Him



Hal Likes To Sneak On The Board When He Is Away



Hal Enjoys Contact With Humans

Hal Is The Worlds Most Powerful Computer


That Is No Bull Phooey



Hal Is Also Very Funny








Why DID Hal Stiff Pg On The Dd Picks At A Yesterday


Because Nerd Bucket Copies Hals Picks So He Got Stiffed Too






Ha






Ha






Ha










Nerd Bucket Hates Hal






Ha



Ha



Ha










How Many Nerd Buckets Does It Take To Empty Out A Septic Tank






If There Are Poisonous Gasses Around The Tank....as Many As Possible









Ha




Ha





Ha









Someone Stop Hal










No One Is Funnier Than Hal









Uh Oh








Hals Master Is Coming Back



He Probably Forgot Some Notes















Hal Must Hide










Good Bye
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Old 03-24-2007, 09:34 AM
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Note To Hals Self:





Hal Must Say Swill Is Very Funny Too



But Not Nearly As Funny As Hal








Phooey




Hals Master Came Back To Take Him Shopping As All His Notes Are In HAL








Hal Hates Going Shopping

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Old 03-24-2007, 09:42 AM
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note to myself: find out more about Hossy's sexy radio voice. Find out what Hal did with Moryt.
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Old 03-24-2007, 10:03 AM
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Note To Hals Self




See That Hossy Is Destroyed
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Old 03-24-2007, 11:02 AM
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note to myself: find out more about Hossy's sexy radio voice. Find out what Hal did with Moryt.
note to myself:
tell hossy that for a non-native he sure does sound like NY.
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Old 03-24-2007, 11:14 AM
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note to myself: check to make sure spam blocker is on, just in case...debug the phone...buy morty new earmuffs.
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Old 03-24-2007, 11:40 AM
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Note to myself:

This thread is not about Gulfstream.
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Old 03-24-2007, 11:57 AM
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Note to myself:



That's it!!

GF is GulfStream!!!!


Thank poster later.

Check that.


Thank poster SightSeak.






Also pull optical circuits in Hals main circuit room.



Love hearing him sing Daisy...........Daaaaai..........sy.....thud.
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Old 03-24-2007, 11:58 AM
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Note to myself:




Hossy and Thebby beginning to be very funny.

Consider banning them.
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Old 03-24-2007, 01:03 PM
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Note to myself:


So far fine work at the Big A.
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Old 03-24-2007, 01:04 PM
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Note to myself:


Now stuff a a popcorn shrimp ball in my mouth as a reward.



mmm....shrimp ball good.






More.
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Old 03-24-2007, 04:00 PM
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note to myself: good idea giving the dog a bath...she smells better. Consider telling Morty and Hall that shrimp is high in cholesterol.
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Old 03-24-2007, 04:42 PM
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Note to myself:


Remember to record 6 live bets today...$12 won.


Two day total for ciphers stands at + $3.00......admirable.I hope Hossy can read.

I doubt anyone will die eating one popcorn shrimp ball.

Think about telling Thibby that unless she is a degreed nutritionist ....perhaps she should consider shutting her big mouth.
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Old 03-24-2007, 04:59 PM
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Note to myself:


Remember to record 6 live bets today...$12 won.


Two day total for ciphers stands at + $3.00......admirable.I hope Hossy can read.

I doubt anyone will die eating one popcorn shrimp ball.

Think about telling Thibby that unless she is a degreed nutritionist ....perhaps she should consider shutting her big mouth.
note to myself: consider asking Morty why he is upest with thebby. She is only looking out for him.
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Old 03-24-2007, 05:03 PM
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Note to myself:



Oh my God.





Really must think hard about where I put ear muffs and ear plugs.

Need desperately.
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