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Old 06-14-2006, 12:01 PM
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Does this ever happen to anyone else too? You are at the races and the gates open and the horses fly out and all of a sudden you get a song stuck in your head and have to stop looking so you can fumble through your purse past the mints and the brush and oh there's my Clinique lipstick and which quarter is that - is that the newest one cause if it is i better put it away so I can add it to my collection - and finally you find a pen but there's nothing to write the words on and the race is over? That happens to me all the time!

So who else here changes the words to a song when a race is being run? Like during the Belmont I kept singing

Are you sleeping?
Are you sleeping?
Bob and John.
Bob and John.
Platinum Couple's coming
Platinum Couples coming
Oh my God
Oh my God.

Or that Wake Me Up When September Ends song?

Deputy Glitters is
such a dumb name
who ever played him
is insane
wake me up when Bluegrass Cat wins.

He beat you once but
it was just luck
and when it happened
i yelled Oh ****
wake me up when Bluegrass Cat wins.

Here comes Jazil again
What's up with that mane?
I took a picture but the man in front
got his head in the frame.

Well I can't remember the rest but the good news is I found that lipstick i was looking for!!! So who else does this or am I the only one??? I hope I'm not the only one or I'd feel like a real oddball!!!!! My therapist says I'm not by the way but I don't like him cause he always stares at my chest!!! I think he has issues but that can be another thread altogether!!!

Let's all sing!!!!!
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Old 06-14-2006, 12:06 PM
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WOW AND I THOUGHT I HAD PROBLEMS...LOL

JUST KIDDING
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Old 06-14-2006, 12:09 PM
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What makes you think i have problems????? I am NORMAL but i like to sing is all. Don't you like to sing too??? Let's sing!!!
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Old 06-14-2006, 01:41 PM
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Hey, I had that same song going through my head during the Belmont. This is freaking me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really think we have ESPN.

Another great topic by the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I'll sing with ya.
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:12 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

besides being a hot item of tail, you are also clever.


i am not much good at this but let me try anyway. you are my muse of inspiration, you hot thang.

"Fever"
never knew my miss storm cat
never knew how much i cared
when you dropped those lyrics on me
gave me fever that's so hard to bear

fever! when you kiss me
fever when you do it slow

fever! in barn 37
fever all thru the shedrow


P.S. hunney i'll complete your quarter collection, you can get anything you want from me.
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:33 PM
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Does this ever happen to anyone else too? You are at the races and the gates open and the horses fly out and all of a sudden you get a song stuck in your head and have to stop looking so you can fumble through your purse past the mints and the brush and oh there's my Clinique lipstick and which quarter is that - is that the newest one cause if it is i better put it away so I can add it to my collection - and finally you find a pen but there's nothing to write the words on and the race is over? That happens to me all the time!

So who else here changes the words to a song when a race is being run? Like during the Belmont I kept singing

Are you sleeping?
Are you sleeping?
Bob and John.
Bob and John.
Platinum Couple's coming
Platinum Couples coming
Oh my God
Oh my God.
You people are so sick.
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:34 PM
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Hey, I had that same song going through my head during the Belmont. This is freaking me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really think we have ESPN.

Another great topic by the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I'll sing with ya.
I'm so happy that I need another tranqualizer!!!!! Hooray!!!!!
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:35 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

besides being a hot item of tail, you are also clever.


i am not much good at this but let me try anyway. you are my muse of inspiration, you hot thang.

"Fever"
never knew my miss storm cat
never knew how much i cared
when you dropped those lyrics on me
gave me fever that's so hard to bear

fever! when you kiss me
fever when you do it slow

fever! in barn 37
fever all thru the shedrow


P.S. hunney i'll complete your quarter collection, you can get anything you want from me.
You are kind!!!!! I don't understand the Barn 37 part though so I'm getting anxious now. Maybe another pill!!!!!
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:35 PM
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You people are so sick.
Thanks!!! Sickness leads to recovery or something like that!!!!!
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:42 PM
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Thanks!!! Sickness leads to recovery or something like that!!!!!
There simply aren't enough smilies to properly convey my emotions at the moment....
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:42 PM
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You are kind!!!!! I don't understand the Barn 37 part though so I'm getting anxious now. Maybe another pill!!!!!
Just hang out with me sometime i will explain the whole barn 37 story to you in a way that you can understand.


You seem to be a perky chick and i think that is cute, definitely my type OK? So what do you say. (We can meet at the track first if your more comfortable)
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:54 PM
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Just hang out with me sometime i will explain the whole barn 37 story to you in a way that you can understand.


You seem to be a perky chick and i think that is cute, definitely my type OK? So what do you say. (We can meet at the track first if your more comfortable)
You know I read the lyrics again and now i think it will be stuck in my head all day long!!!!!

Aren't you busy with the girl whose name i can't remember right now because i am busy thinking about trains and Fever and the Betty Ford Clinic and my new friend who shares ESPN?????

I am very flattered!!! You are kind and a real class gentleman!!!!!

Maybe you could write the story in a song!!!!!
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Old 06-15-2006, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by flowing tail
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

besides being a hot item of tail, you are also clever.


i am not much good at this but let me try anyway. you are my muse of inspiration, you hot thang.

"Fever"
never knew my miss storm cat
never knew how much i cared
when you dropped those lyrics on me
gave me fever that's so hard to bear

fever! when you kiss me
fever when you do it slow

fever! in barn 37
fever all thru the shedrow


P.S. hunney i'll complete your quarter collection, you can get anything you want from me.
Dude that was great. Can I borrow it? There's a chick I'm trying to impress but the only talent I gots is in the bedroom.
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Old 06-15-2006, 11:53 AM
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You know I read the lyrics again and now i think it will be stuck in my head all day long!!!!!

Aren't you busy with the girl whose name i can't remember right now because i am busy thinking about trains and Fever and the Betty Ford Clinic and my new friend who shares ESPN?????

I am very flattered!!! You are kind and a real class gentleman!!!!!

Maybe you could write the story in a song!!!!!
This will take a while but i'll be back.
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Old 06-15-2006, 11:55 AM
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Dude that was great. Can I borrow it? There's a chick I'm trying to impress but the only talent I gots is in the bedroom.
Well sir that's the right place to start. And yeah go ahead and use it if it helps.


From there we have what i refer to as the "trickle down effect" (remember regan-omics? lol) whereby if you dazzle her in the bedroom department you can treat her proportionately crappier in all other areas. This means you can expect her to pick up the check for dinner 90% of the time and pretty much not call her unless you feel like it, then she calls you and most of the time it is for a piece of azz because that is all she can think about. Doesn't that sound good to you?
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Old 06-15-2006, 02:05 PM
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Well sir that's the right place to start. And yeah go ahead and use it if it helps.


From there we have what i refer to as the "trickle down effect" (remember regan-omics? lol) whereby if you dazzle her in the bedroom department you can treat her proportionately crappier in all other areas. This means you can expect her to pick up the check for dinner 90% of the time and pretty much not call her unless you feel like it, then she calls you and most of the time it is for a piece of azz because that is all she can think about. Doesn't that sound good to you?
I hear you man and that's a good style but this chick seems different. Let's take it one step at a time and try to get the train in the tunnel before we plot out the future. Do you hear me?
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Old 06-15-2006, 04:35 PM
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This will take a while but i'll be back.
How is the song writing going????? Are you almost done??? I can't wait to hear it!!!!! I see you added Choo Choo to your sig!!!!! Do you think the others know you are talking about a penis????? Should I not have said that????? Me and my big mouth!!!!! Oh well at least it's good for some things!!!!!
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Old 06-15-2006, 05:21 PM
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I hear you man and that's a good style but this chick seems different. Let's take it one step at a time and try to get the train in the tunnel before we plot out the future. Do you hear me?
Oh, so the train is basically still careening down the mountain, seeking, searching, straining, to find the tunnel still... is that what your saying?


OK well see me for advice after. Unless you still need help getting in the tunnel because i am also good for recommending ways to get into especially tight tunnels although i guess that is all relative to the size of your train lol.
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Old 06-15-2006, 05:22 PM
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How is the song writing going????? Are you almost done??? I can't wait to hear it!!!!! I see you added Choo Choo to your sig!!!!! Do you think the others know you are talking about a penis????? Should I not have said that????? Me and my big mouth!!!!! Oh well at least it's good for some things!!!!!
Oh f, i left my preliminary draft somewhere that I was writing earlier.

I need to step out for a while (very important business to attend to you see) but i will pick it up on my way home and bang it out. LOL. You know what i mean.
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Old 06-15-2006, 05:56 PM
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Oh f, i left my preliminary draft somewhere that I was writing earlier.

I need to step out for a while (very important business to attend to you see) but i will pick it up on my way home and bang it out. LOL. You know what i mean.
I think I know what you mean but of course i cannot be sure. Anyways I thought it was time to snap myself out of my latest depression and so I have been busy as a beaver. I had to try to think of something that makes me happy because what with Rocky retired and all. Anyways i was thinking of all you fine men and Christmas! In June!!! Here is what i thought of and since i don't know what kinds of music you all like i wrote them in the music of Christmas songs!!!

This one is for Flo- it's in the tune of Silver Bells.

You're so sassy
hot and classy
and your penis is big
It would make a real good
Christmas present.

Betty Ford Guy
and lastkidpicked
and you, what do i do?
Want you all but this
one songs for you.

Flowing Tail
Flowing Tail
someday you'll get laid, stay sane!
Meds kick in,
lets begin
Look at the size of that train!!!

This one is for Bettyfordclinic, in the tune of Here Comes Santa Clause-

Goodbye Betty Ford!
Goodbye Betty Ford!
We'll be back someday!
BF guy, he and me
you know we can't keep away!

Drinking, smoking,
popping pills and
passing out in the rain!
We'll return
but for now I'll yearn
for his Betty Ford train!

They all have a similar theme! Here's one for Lastkidpicked-
It's sung in the tune of The First Noel-

The Laaaaaaast kid
who was picked in gym class,
he's a sweeeeet guy
does he do it slow or fast?

Oh laaaaast kid
all your fears will be solved
If no one picks you I will
if no midgets are involved!

Last Kid, last Kid
picked in gym class,
we can do it how you want
just not up my azz.

Now I will wait for your song!!! Ho Ho Ho!!!!!
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