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Old 08-05-2008, 10:35 AM
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"Curlin couldn't win the Derby, we could," Dutrow said. "Curlin couldn't win this race, we could. Curlin got beat [by] a filly. We haven't. Curlin lost in a knife fight to Chuck Norris. We didn't. We kicked Chuck Norris' ass all over Malibu and shoved a Total Gym up his ass and made Christie Brinkley lick his taint to help ease the excruciating pain...cause we're compassionate like that. Our horse is undefeated on the grass. Curlin isn't. I don't know why people think Curlin is such a good horse. We're way better than Curlin. And our puds are bigger too."
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:36 AM
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"Did you see the way Big Brown was ejaculating all over himself just running past Coal Play?"
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:37 AM
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"Curlin couldn't win the Derby, we could," Dutrow said. "Curlin couldn't win this race, we could. Curlin got beat [by] a filly. We haven't. Curlin lost in a knife fight to Chuck Norris. We didn't. We kicked Chuck Norris' ass all over Malibu and shoved a Total Gym up his ass and made Christie Brinkley lick his taint to help ease the excruciating pain...cause we're compassionate like that. Our horse is undefeated on the grass. Curlin isn't. I don't know why people think Curlin is such a good horse. We're way better than Curlin. And our puds are bigger too."

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Old 08-05-2008, 10:38 AM
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"That's what I'm talking 'bout," One suit said. "Did you see that motherf.ucker turn for home? He was a like a god damn freight train! Choo choo motherf.uckers!! IEAH is the best!! Wanna see my pud?"
I laughed.

(but you should have thrown in several more !!!!! and references to eating lead paint)
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:45 AM
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"I saw a dimension of BrownSugar today that I just didn't know existed," said BrownsSugar's primary squeeze, Michael Iavarone. "She showed me more than just her boo bees. She showed me her vag!!












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If [Big Brown] was Golden Missile, I'd want to go clubbing with him," (One Guess) said. "He's just huge..they don't call him Big Brown for nuthin'. You know the amount of tang I could get with a schlong like that
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Big Brown wouldn't chew Curlin, he'd simply kill him and move on. - MDF
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Big Brown wouldn't chew Curlin, he'd simply kill him and move on. - MDF


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Old 08-05-2008, 10:51 AM
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I saw another dimension of Big Brown today that I just didn't know existed," said Big Brown's owner, Michael Iavarone. "He showed more than just his ability. He showed intergalactic planetary. Now excuse me I have to go and apply some more product on my hair."
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Old 08-05-2008, 10:53 AM
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Seriously, this is the funniest post I've ever read on here. Hands down. Lifetime supply of pies.

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Old 08-05-2008, 11:04 AM
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It's really the last line that is so funny. If you knew the story you would see how funny it is.
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:06 AM
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It's really the last line that is so funny. If you knew the story you would see how funny it is.
no doubt..
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:08 AM
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I already traded it to Thebby for one of her dogs. Sorry.

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Old 08-05-2008, 11:13 AM
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how about this actual quote '' i hope his ol lady is home getting drilled by a brother with a **** the size of a baseball bat".. on trainer tom albatrani after songster lost to court vision ..as loud as a megaphone......
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:18 AM
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Which filthy animal did you swap for?
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:18 AM
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That's nothing. How about when he wished cancer on Albertrani's kids.

And to think there are still some people here that kiss his ass and act like his puppet.
yes i was there..unreal... seconds till post gets deleted..8..7..6..5
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:22 AM
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Don't ever poster swap.
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Old 08-05-2008, 11:28 AM
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Earlier Pace Advantage asked for a straight up trade. They wanted
2Hot4Oprah and Carla for Tom the mouth breather. We declined.

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Old 08-05-2008, 11:46 AM
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We all do have to remember that Coal Hod beat this horsey.
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