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Old 05-11-2008, 12:38 PM
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Default Happy Mom's Day,Dahlings!!

KISS-KISS....HUG-HUG.





You deserve a lot for having born kiddies....who , in turn, destroyed your hips.

But ,seriously....










.....hips aren't everything.



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Old 05-11-2008, 03:34 PM
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But then...some have lost Mom's at an early age....so this day is not so happy.




I should think before typing...but often don't...and so to those--I am sorry.Things will be made up for...I'm pretty sure.

Again.....I wish you well.
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Old 05-11-2008, 03:44 PM
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But then...some have lost Mom's at an early age....so this day is not so happy.




I should think before typing...but often don't...and so to those--I am sorry.Things will be made up for...I'm pretty sure.

Again.....I wish you well.
Sir, it is A OK.

We all should take a step back from the computer time to time, but what fun would that be??
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Old 05-11-2008, 04:19 PM
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Well we all can't be as delightfully cherubic as you...now can we?



My Mom allowed me up for one hour today.

That's all I can ask for.
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Old 05-11-2008, 04:23 PM
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This latest guff from the guy I gave early derby picks to......who , if nothing else , should have put a fairly large sum on EightBelles to place.

Whether he did or did not is not important.......the fact I received no thank you is more than enough proof of TrueSwine.
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Old 05-11-2008, 04:34 PM
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This latest guff from the guy I gave early derby picks to......who , if nothing else , should have put a fairly large sum on EightBelles to place.

Whether he did or did not is not important.......the fact I received no thank you is more than enough proof of TrueSwine.
Sir e poo,

I have been meaning to tell people that you personally gave me the Octofecta but I haven't had the time with my triple secret mission.

You still, in my mind and heart, have the title of

BEST HANDICAPPA EVEH
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Old 05-11-2008, 06:36 PM
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But then...some have lost Mom's at an early age....so this day is not so happy.




I should think before typing...but often don't...and so to those--I am sorry.Things will be made up for...I'm pretty sure.

Again.....I wish you well.
thanks for that...like many Holidays, there are two sides
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Old 05-11-2008, 06:52 PM
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Sir e poo,

I have been meaning to tell people that you personally gave me the Octofecta but I haven't had the time with my triple secret mission.

You still, in my mind and heart, have the title of

BEST HANDICAPPA EVEH
God.
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Old 05-11-2008, 06:55 PM
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thanks for that...like many Holidays, there are two sides

You are so right.
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Old 05-11-2008, 07:07 PM
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mama don't gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Old 05-11-2008, 08:41 PM
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Thanks Morte,

Your are the man and a great man.

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But then...some have lost Mom's at an early age....so this day is not so happy.




I should think before typing...but often don't...and so to those--I am sorry.Things will be made up for...I'm pretty sure.

Again.....I wish you well.
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Old 05-11-2008, 08:42 PM
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You sir are a dick.
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Old 05-11-2008, 09:40 PM
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Thanks Morte,

Your are the man and a great man.

Spyder



I must concur.

















I mean...................thank you so very much.
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Old 05-11-2008, 09:47 PM
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Thank you for your kind message, Morty ...
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Old 05-11-2008, 10:10 PM
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Shirley.
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Old 05-12-2008, 09:51 AM
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All right...get back to work---all a ya!
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