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12-18-2006, 03:09 PM
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"Fat Guy in a Little Coat"
 Chris Farley.. RIP.. Gone 9 years ago today...
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12-18-2006, 03:18 PM
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Steve,
Thanks for reminding me how many laughs he gave. He was a great one. "You could be living in a van, down by the river".
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12-18-2006, 03:48 PM
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Quote:
That one was my fave DTS. I said that to my husband after the hurricanes and he was complaining about not having any power. I said "hey, we have a house, we could be living in a van down by the river..." It made him laugh.
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12-18-2006, 06:58 PM
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my god, nine years?! doesn't seem that long!
he was a funny, funny man. and funny people are my favorite people. gotta have a sense of humor. i enjoyed his skits where he did the interviews with celebs. ''do you remember in that movie? you were great"...
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12-18-2006, 07:18 PM
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90dchippendales2.jpg
Chippendales Barney.....Chris Farley Adrian.....Patrick Swayze Male Judge #1: This is impossible! Can't we just hire them both? Male Judge #2: No. We've been through this. We've only got the budget for one dancer! Female Judge: Yeah, but they're both so great.. I can't decide between them.. Male Judge #2: Well, that's our job. That's what Chippendales pays us for. Male Judge #1: Yeah, but these guys have been through hell! Five hours of auditions, three callbacks.. Male Judge #2: Well, look.. if you want to give up your salary so Chippendales can hire both these guys - that's fine with me. Male Judge #1: Okay, okay.. Male Judge #2: [ to offscreen ] Marcy? Bring 'em in? Male Judge #1: This is the part of the job that I hate. [ Adrian, a well-built dancer, walks in, followed by Barney, a flabby dancer ] Male Judge #2: Adrian. Barney. [ sighs ] Listen, before we start, I just want to say once again that either of you would make a wonderful addition to the Chippendale family. I know you've been put through a long, long addition, and I know it's been hard.. But I think that in itself is a testament to how good both of you are, and just how difficult our choice is. I wish I could just flip a coin and be done with it.. but we can't. We're Chippendales. Marcy? Music? [ Loverboy's "Working For The Weekend" blasts the stage, as Adrian and Barney begin their final audition. Adrian strikes many sexy moves which show off his fantastically fit body; all of Barney's sext moves accentuate the fact that he has a big belly hanging over his belt. ] Male Judge #2: Thank you. Adrian, Barney, if you could just give us a minute, we'll make our decision. [ Adrian and Barney exit to the back room ] Adrian: Oh, Adrian, you were great out there, man! I know it's gonna be you Barney: Oh, Barney, what are you talking about? You got it, and you know it! Adrian: Whatever happens, you're the best! Marcy; [ peeks in ] They're ready for you, guys. [ Barney and Adrian shake hands and walk back out ] Male Judge #2: Adrian? Barney? We've made our decision. But before we tell you, I just want to tell you again how truly difficult it was for us to make our choice, and to thank you for your patience throughout this long, arduous audition. [ pause ] We're gonna go with Adrian. Barney: I knew it, man! [ shakes Adrian's hand ] Adrian: [ starts to weep ] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just never wanted anything so much in my life, and now that I've got it, I'm having a hard time dealing with it! Male Judge #2: Well, that's okay, Adrian, we understand. [ pause ] Barney, we all agreed that your dancing was great.. your presentation was very sexy. I guess, in the end, we just thought Adrian's body was much, much better than yours. You see, it's just that, at Chippendales, our dancers have traditionally had that lean, muscular, healthy physique - like Adrian's - whereas yours is.. well, fat and flabby. [ Barney starts to vamp ] No, Barney. No, no, no. Barney, we've made our decision. Adrian: Excuse me, can I make a point? [ wraps his arm around Barney ] I just want to say that this guy is one hell of a dancer, you know? I mean, he's got some of the sexiest moves I've ever seen! And if you're really serious about going with me, it can only be because his body's so bad! Barney: Thanks, man. Adrian: I mean, on straight dancing, in presentation, ain't no way I'm better than him! Male Judge #2: Amen. Amen. You see, Barney, we considered the possibility that our heavier female customers might actually prefer a heavier, heavier man that they could identify with.. but then we decided.. Adrian's Thoughts: [ as Male Judge #2 drines off ] Even as I stood there listening to them explain why they'd chosen me, I still couldn't believe it! Ever since I could remember, I had dreamed about becoming a Chippendales dancer, and now I was one! I never saw Barney again.. but I would never forget how, for one moment, he brought out the best in me. That was the time of my life. [ Music Bed: "Time of My Life", by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes, over a photo of Adrian striking a sexy Chippendale pose to fade ]
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12-18-2006, 11:00 PM
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What a bunch of good stuff... thnx.
house down by the river. Never seen a guy that fat move that fast. When he fell or moved, I could not figure out how he accelerated. Defied F=Ma... and he had a massive M...
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