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Old 02-18-2010, 10:02 AM
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Default the cozy dooryard

SportyFans.......shut up.
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Old 02-18-2010, 10:04 AM
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Hmmmm, a cozy dooryard.


How nice!
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Old 02-18-2010, 10:19 AM
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do your Cavs have a chance now with The Irish Whisky?
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Old 02-18-2010, 10:28 AM
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What seems to be the major malfunction with the two of you?


Anyhoo--yes,it is swell. The cozy dooryard is where lilacs bloomed.I don't know about the trade,but am curious.I will check.


I don't think Poach Cants ever began finishing school.
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Old 02-18-2010, 10:31 AM
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Lilacs are my favorite!
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Old 02-18-2010, 11:07 AM
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Boretimer!!
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Old 02-18-2010, 11:12 AM
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Oh my god.



Lilacs and Boretimer...everyone's favorites.

Don't come here unless you want to grow.
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Old 02-18-2010, 11:24 AM
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I leave thee lilac with heart-shaped leaves,
I leave thee there in the door-yard,
blooming, returning with spring.
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Old 02-18-2010, 11:26 AM
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Don't come here unless you want to grow.
KGB is never going to leave now.
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Old 02-18-2010, 11:28 AM
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KGB is never going to leave now.
That kind of growing, pud growth or both?
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Old 02-18-2010, 01:35 PM
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Excuse me sir, but this is very reminiscent of place once well visited here created by the late Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy AKA Morty Featherhands.

A place filled with poiem and prosey and nonsensical verse. Since you have embarked on this mission are you sure you can fulfill the Feathery choos??
ANDDDD....Should this not then be named the cozy dooryard II???

Just my 3 cents....

Originally Posted by Mortimer
If I could wish upon a star

I would wish to know why it's so far

And wonder why I didn't wish so swell

By the ever so close by wishing well



But what is far and what is near

What is comfort and what is fear

Why is a flower fragrant

But not the wandering vagrant



Why is first place good and last so bad

Why does what we never had

Seem so far away

Yet we tell ourselves to stay



In the woods....in the dooryard...run around and google

In the 'hoods....in the foreyard....we have it in our noodle

Knock back into innocuity

Tranq your way to tranquility



If I were a twinkling star

I would tell you you're too far

Yet ever so close..if you only knew

How your reasoning goes askew



Connect the dots in a way not known

Collect your thoughts anew...homegrown

The images in our rear view mirror may appear so far

But they are so much closer than we think they are





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Old 02-18-2010, 02:11 PM
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Hey Franny! Hey Morty!

I have snow outside my dooryard but I do have a lilac air freshener in my van.
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Hey Franny! Hey Morty!

I have snow outside my dooryard but I do have a lilac air freshener in my van.
Whom is this Morty you speak of?
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Old 02-18-2010, 03:01 PM
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Whom is this Morty you speak of?
Who are you and if you had a chance to vote would you prefer to butcher.... ooops! I mean pay homage to O Captain My Captain, Hush'd Be the Camps Today or This Dust Was Once The Man?
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Old 02-18-2010, 03:02 PM
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Hey Franny! Hey Morty!

I have snow outside my dooryard but I do have a lilac air freshener in my van.
I feel invisible.




















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Old 02-18-2010, 03:07 PM
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I feel invisible.




















We're invisible together!
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Old 02-18-2010, 03:10 PM
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I feel invisible.





















Maybe you are a cheshire cat instead of horsey Cat !!!

Hi Miss Kitty Kat!!!
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Old 02-18-2010, 03:12 PM
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We're invisible together!
Hi Sighty, I can see you....ROR!!!

Deb-O-Deb see what ya started now....
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Old 02-18-2010, 03:18 PM
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Oh where oh where has our Morty poo gone?

Oh where or where can he be?

With his gym shorts blue and his fingers a feather....

Oh where or where can he be?
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Old 02-18-2010, 03:19 PM
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Behave ladies.

We will have none of this tomfollrey in here
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