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Old 08-25-2007, 02:02 PM
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has anyone seen this commercial?

funniest thing i've ever seen, 5-6 dudes sitting around jamming and singing about viagra.

gimme a break already.
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Old 08-25-2007, 02:08 PM
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has anyone seen this commercial?

funniest thing i've ever seen, 5-6 dudes sitting around jamming and singing about viagra.

gimme a break already.

Yeah, one would think they would have better things to do...maybe they're having one of those four hour erections they warn about??
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Old 08-25-2007, 02:11 PM
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5-6 guys all hopped up on viagra in a secluded cabin in the middle of nowhere, not a woman in sight.
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Old 08-25-2007, 04:57 PM
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i have heard this commercial on the radio far too often, annoying as hell.
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Old 08-25-2007, 05:05 PM
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5-6 guys all hopped up on viagra in a secluded cabin in the middle of nowhere, not a woman in sight.
That would tend to make anyone of any sex a bit uncomfortable I would think. To heck with the bears in the woods at night, flee quickly.
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Old 08-25-2007, 08:14 PM
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My penis is large and majestic....

That was the primary focus of my 9th post anyway.

It's also very smooth and free of unsightly imperfections.
Yes.
Indeed.

But have women built shrines to honor it?
Has the opposite sex expressed themselves
through dance when it enters a holy place?
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Old 08-25-2007, 08:21 PM
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But have women built shrines to honor it?
I believe the Washington Monument was errected in the honor of my penis....

However, while it did me justice from a length standpoint -- I don't think enough emphasis was placed on the width.
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Old 08-25-2007, 08:22 PM
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Well I have had about enough of this tomfoolery.




Everyone....put up your 9th post and let's compare.
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Old 08-25-2007, 08:26 PM
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rembrandt?

or the original urmom?

i'm going with the latter. rembrandt was fussy about his spelling.
i actually saw rembrandt at arlington today. he had on the same painter attire that he always wears.
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Old 08-25-2007, 08:31 PM
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i actually saw rembrandt at arlington today. he had on the same painter attire that he always wears.
Crazy man.

But when he told me someone at Arlington actually loosened the lugnuts on his car and he had an accident... that was not good. I guess he makes enemies.
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Old 08-25-2007, 09:01 PM
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Well I have had about enough of this tomfoolery.




Everyone....put up your 9th post and let's compare.

Ok, here is my 9th post. strangely enough, it was quoting our honorific child molester, arl jim 78!


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This first time starter just won in a powerful performance in the first race at Santa Anita. She broke poorly, seemed to fight the rider a bit in the beginning and dropped way back at least 12 or more lengths off the pace.

She closed strongly circling the field and won by at least 5 lengths, galloping strongly. She could not have looked more impressive stopping the clock at 1:15.6 for 6.5 furlongs.

watch the replay.


holy cow, that was insane.

reminds me of halfbridleds debut, sorta. and you were right, she was fighting the jock. she looked like she was throwing her head around pretty badly after that awful start.

i hear her workouts were nuts too. 33, 57, 109, etc.
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Old 08-25-2007, 09:20 PM
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lol...

my 9th also quoted jim.

Originally Posted by ArlJim78
Well what do you do then, bet $2 to win on every horse in the field?

I expected something better from God quite frankly.


i seem to disappoint quite a few. it's in the nature of things. i root more for the one that finished last.

it's all free will anyway. isn't it more fun not knowing the winner?
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Old 08-25-2007, 09:22 PM
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Ok, here is my 9th post. strangely enough, it was quoting our honorific child molester, arl jim 78!


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This first time starter just won in a powerful performance in the first race at Santa Anita. She broke poorly, seemed to fight the rider a bit in the beginning and dropped way back at least 12 or more lengths off the pace.

She closed strongly circling the field and won by at least 5 lengths, galloping strongly. She could not have looked more impressive stopping the clock at 1:15.6 for 6.5 furlongs.

watch the replay.


holy cow, that was insane.

reminds me of halfbridleds debut, sorta. and you were right, she was fighting the jock. she looked like she was throwing her head around pretty badly after that awful start.

i hear her workouts were nuts too. 33, 57, 109, etc.



Good job!






Here's mine:


I believe StreetSense will laugh at history.

He'll fall back to the trailing edge....and then do a rail job to cop the KDerby.
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Old 08-25-2007, 10:15 PM
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OOOOOOOOOO

Well done sir. Very funny.



I am so behooved I may throw on some swag.





Oh Mr. Obelisk...



.......there's a reason Vick is the only 1,000 yard qb rusher.

Bobby Douglas came very close and held that record for many years...over 900 yards...and I think it was in only 14 games.







I know....I've never heard of him either.

Let's call him DescreetMichaelPoop.






Not Douglas....Vick.
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Old 08-25-2007, 10:28 PM
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You should be careful. This week we learned this kind of stuff is very libelous and you could get sued. Ask that big sissy errr....that astute gentleman Mortimer about it.

Behave yourself.


Don't let DardenGreySuit see this stuff.






If you will excuse me..I must return to the poker game where CapperZeke is beating the dog out of me. I just lost with 5 aces in straight poker to his 6 aces.

He's cheating...I just know it.
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Old 08-25-2007, 10:33 PM
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Joe is also jcs11204 on espn.
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Old 08-25-2007, 10:36 PM
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Joe is also jcs11204 on espn.





Oh?





So you do know him.

Interesting.
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Old 08-25-2007, 10:40 PM
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Oh?





So you do know him.

Interesting.
i keep tabs on all the trolls, like yourself.
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Old 08-25-2007, 11:12 PM
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Exhibit #3, ridiculous opinions. The prosecution rests.
holy cow, call me cajunho!
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Old 08-25-2007, 11:13 PM
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i keep tabs on all the trolls, like yourself.

A troll is in the eye of the beholder.

Frankly I think most of you are trolls bothering my fine work.


But you did type directly to me for a change.You're getting there...maybe.Just don't be like The Gardener and become TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY RUINED.









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