Thoughts, Questions, Rants.. feel free to add on !

[2 Dollar Bill]

Just a few things running thru my head, Feel free to add on ..lol

""If Baseball is a ""timeless"" game, Why do managers/coaches wear a wrist watch ?"
"" If MLB has a ""big papi"".... does the WNBA have a ""big mommy"" ?
"" If a woman wears pants (slacks) its called"' Fashion" , but If a man
wears a skirt its called ""crossdressing"" ?
"" If everyone drives a ""electric car"".. would that give a new meaning
to the Traffic Reporters Rush Hour report of ...""Gridlock"" on Route 95""?
"" If Football is a ""team game"" why do the Cleveland Browns uniforms have PLAYERS Names on them, and the TEAM Helmet's are blank ""?
""Why can a WC soccer player take his shirt off after a goal, and the
NFL fines players for their shirt tails out ""?
"" If a Post office worker goes POSTAL , would a Psychiatry Ward
worker go N U T S ?
"" Why does NASCAR have thousands of Axle-Rods, but MLB only has
one A-ROD "" ?
"" With all the HD Special Effects movies/tv's .. why do I still watch
& laugh @ (Black & white) Moe, Larry, and Curly ""?
"" With all the cameras and security in a bank..why do they STILL
chain the pens to the counter ""?
"" This years Triple Crown had Three Different Horses win but the same Number ( 8) win all three.. I wonder what that Pick 3 would pay ? Or
would the public pound it like they do with triple numbers in the lotto ""?

Lets see this thread take off ! LOL

[Downthestretch55]

Why do they call it a "scratch" when a horse is out of a race?
What are they scratching?

And, how come there are four balls and only three strikes in baseball? It should be one of each.
And, what's with a "walk" when they jog to first base? They should call it a jog.

I won't even get going with football, but I'd like to know why they spend so much time touching helmets in the huddle. Is it a "guy" thing?

[2 Dollar Bill]

"" If Wal-Mart lowers Prices Every day..... Why isnt anything FREE ""?
"" If a baseball player pulls a ball to the left... its a FOUL..
if he pulls a ball to the right.....its a FOUL...
if he pulls his groin.....its a INJURY "

[whorstman]

Why is it that football and basketball have referees and baseball has umpires.

Why can a pitcher throw at a batter and get a warning, and throwing a basketball(technical foul) or a football(15yd penalty) at another player will get you in more trouble, aren't they softer than a baseball?

[2 Dollar Bill]

""Why is a Hot Dog FOOTLONG....and a Hamburger a Quarter Pounder ""?

[GenuineRisk]

Why is it called a "driveway" even though you park your car on it and a "parkway" even though you drive your car on it?

And I don't think men who wear skirts are called crossdressers, I believe they're called Scots.

[2 Dollar Bill]

And I don't think men who wear skirts are called crossdressers, I believe they're called Scots. [/quote]
Isnt that called a Kilt ?...

[GenuineRisk]

Originally Posted by 2 Dollar Bill

And I don't think men who wear skirts are called crossdressers, I believe they're called Scots.

Isnt that called a Kilt ?...[/quote]

Oh, sure, that's what they SAY... "It's not a skirt! It's a kilt! It's not a purse; it's European!"

Hee hee hee. Oh, no yelling. I'm part Scottish myself.

[2 Dollar Bill]

Originally Posted by GenuineRisk

Isnt that called a Kilt ?...

Oh, sure, that's what they SAY... "It's not a skirt! It's a kilt! It's not a purse; it's European!"

Ohhh no are you starting another Jerry S. thread....."" gee, Look @ Jerry in his fur coat, such a fancy ....."" !

[Byebyemermaid]

Why are they called hemmeroids and not a$$teroids.

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by Byebyemermaid

Why are they called hemmeroids and not a$$teroids.

That's too easy...
They'd have to change all the packaging to read "Preparation A" instead of "Preparation H".

Now I'd like to know why the Bayer company calls those pills a$$perine if they are intended to get rid of a head ache.
Ahh..life's little mysteries.

[2 Dollar Bill]

""If most people work all hours (shifts) of a day & stores are Open 24 hours, then WHY is it called "Morning Rush Hour"" if its 8 hours into the day ?

[2 Dollar Bill]

""If a football is made out of Leather, why is it called a ""Pig Skin"" ?
But in baseball they say..."" he hit the ""cows Hide"" out of the ball ""!