Smartest People on the board

[Seattleallstar]

Originally Posted by Buffymommy

Seattle,

You are being a potstirrer is what she is trying to say. Stop trying to start arguements and resentment. BE NICE and play nice. Start fun threads not ones that start trouble.

that wasnt my intent, but if you guys say so.

Originally Posted by Seattleallstar

that wasnt my intent, but if you guys say so.

Of course it was your intent, that and hoping someone would respond that it was you.
You act like a 5 year old.

[Seattleallstar]

Originally Posted by oracle80

Of course it was your intent, that and hoping someone would respond that it was you.
You act like a 5 year old.

you were probably hoping it was you

Originally Posted by Seattleallstar

you were probably hoping it was you

I wouldn't pay much credence to being called the smartest or dumbest on a message board where most of the people haven't even met me.
And I sure as hell wouldn't try to respond to the question for the same reason.

[Cajungator26]

I can tell who the smartASS people on the board are.

*Raises hand.*

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by oracle80

Of course it was your intent, that and hoping someone would respond that it was you.
You act like a 5 year old.

the 5 year old reference got me to thinking about a friend's 5 year old I watched for a morning.

I taught the kid to respond to being asked, "What do you have for Mommy?" by standing on his chair, grabbing his crotch and screaming, "THE BIG BANANA!!!"

Well, I took the kid to IHOP for breakfast and and I asked the waitress to ask the kid the question. Worked like a charm.

A few hours later, after suffering through a couple hours of unscripted kid screaming of THE BIG BANANA (you reap what you sow), the parents finally came to pick him up.

Of course, I asked the kid what if he had something for Mommy. The kid went into his full routine, cracking up my buddy and absolutely horrifying the kid's mother,

Funny, they never asked me to watch the kid again.

Originally Posted by SentToStud

the 5 year old reference got me to thinking about a friend's 5 year old I watched for a morning.

I taught the kid to respond to being asked, "What do you have for Mommy?" by standing on his chair, grabbing his crotch and screaming, "THE BIG BANANA!!!"

Well, I took the kid to IHOP for breakfast and and I asked the waitress to ask the kid the question. Worked like a charm.

A few hours later, after suffering through a couple hours of unscripted kid screaming of THE BIG BANANA (you reap what you sow), the parents finally came to pick him up.

Of course, I asked the kid what if he had something for Mommy. The kid went into his full routine, cracking up my buddy and absolutely horrifying the kid's mother,

Funny, they never asked me to watch the kid again.

My friend did the same kinda thing once. He watched a kid for a while and the mother was a real social snob. Every time a truck drove by the house, he taught the kid to yell "**** a truck!!!". Then he taught the kid to take a drink from a glass, smack his lips and go ahhh, then throw the glass on the floor.
Mother took the kid home and every time a truck passed them the kid yelled "**** a truck!!" at the top of his lungs. Then he got home and drank a glass of milk, smacked his lips and sighed, and threw the glass on the floor.
He never got asked to watch the kid again either.

Another reason why this thread is so stupid Seattle. You might wanna read this.
http://biz.yahoo.com/weekend/great_1.html

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by oracle80

My friend did the same kinda thing once. He watched a kid for a while and the mother was a real social snob. Every time a truck drove by the house, he taught the kid to yell "**** a truck!!!". Then he taught the kid to take a drink from a glass, smack his lips and go ahhh, then throw the glass on the floor.
Mother took the kid home and every time a truck passed them the kid yelled "**** a truck!!" at the top of his lungs. Then he got home and drank a glass of milk, smacked his lips and sighed, and threw the glass on the floor.
He never got asked to watch the kid again either.

Always more fun when the mother is a btch. Really not worth it otherwise. Too many of these kids are treated like precious glassware and get Ritalin shoved down their throats when all they really need is an afternoon with your friend.

[timmgirvan]

Originally Posted by SentToStud

the 5 year old reference got me to thinking about a friend's 5 year old I watched for a morning.

I taught the kid to respond to being asked, "What do you have for Mommy?" by standing on his chair, grabbing his crotch and screaming, "THE BIG BANANA!!!"

Well, I took the kid to IHOP for breakfast and and I asked the waitress to ask the kid the question. Worked like a charm.

A few hours later, after suffering through a couple hours of unscripted kid screaming of THE BIG BANANA (you reap what you sow), the parents finally came to pick him up.

Of course, I asked the kid what if he had something for Mommy. The kid went into his full routine, cracking up my buddy and absolutely horrifying the kid's mother,

Funny, they never asked me to watch the kid again.

S2S: you have latent funny talent that is genius! Now I hafta clean off the keyboard wet with my morning coffee!