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Old 05-27-2008, 06:03 PM
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She has hips that sway

And legs that delay

Ah just hope some dat stuff

Comes on ovah mah way





















Oh my God.


What am I doing!?
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:04 PM
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She came from Nantuckett















Uh---no.
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:06 PM
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So if you want to be happy for the rest of your life

Get a Thebby ferret to be your wife

So for my personal point of you

Get that little weasel to scary you!!

















Holy Mother of God.
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:08 PM
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Thebatina...


...jump in my farina.......and...

























Oh I can't do this.


PHOOEY!
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:23 PM
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My lovely Ballerina Thebby

Won't you twirl my way

Like the little spinny toppy

I hope your little toes have no say











Hmmm....I may be on to something here.
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:30 PM
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I like this one...

You're the one for me, Thebby

You're the one I really, really love

And I will stay

Promise you'll say if I'm in your way

You're the one for me, Thebby

You're the one I really, really love

And I will stay

Promise you'll say if I'm ever in your way

Ah-hey

All over NerdyTrail

Some hope and some despair

All over NerdyTrail

Some hope and some despair



Ehhh. Hmm.
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:52 PM
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Hmmm...







...BETTER!!!
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:53 PM
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Thebatina...


...jump in my farina....


...jest don't eat my purina....


...go straight to the motorboatin marina...


ftfy
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Old 05-27-2008, 06:53 PM
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Say!


These guys are GOOD!
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