Official K-DERBY Thread..VERY sticky

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Good morning ma'am. And isn't it a loooovely morning?

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Hello Coach Panties.





It's a very pretty morning...yes it is.

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I will be giving my expert analysis of the derby a day or two before it runs...stand by for an exact date and time.









When is the derby anyway?.

Come on , shake your body baby, do the Monba
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Come on , shake your body baby, do the Monba
I know you can't control yourself any longer

Come on , shake your body baby, do the Monba
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that Monba beat

Everybody gather 'round now
Let your body feel the heat
Don't you worry if you can't dance;
Let the music move your feet

It's the rhythm of the island, and like the sugar cane so sweet
If you want to do the Monba, you've got to listen to the beat

Come on , shake your body baby, do the Monba
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that Monba beat

Feel the fire of desire, as you dance the night away
'Cause tonight were gonna party, 'til we see the break of day

Better get yourself together, and hold on to what you've got
Once the music hits your system, there's no way your gonna stop

(repeat 3x's) Come on , shake your body baby, do the Monba
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger
Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that Monba beat

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I did not know you were such a huge Peter Allen fan.

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I hate going off topic...now you all know that.



But a lot of threads that are opened up in SportyTown are absolutely pathetic. Just look at the single digit replies to so many threads here.



Advise....if you have a spurious thought that pops into your noodle------



----keep it to yourself.









OK?