Black Caviar at Royal Ascot Saturday AM

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

He will tell you Phone Trick.

Nevermind the fact that they met on the track.

http://www.nytimes.com/1986/07/21/sp...s-victory.html

Dude, I was there.

Phone Trick was great as well.

[Calzone Lord]

I wasn't

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

I wasn't

Were you even born yet.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

Were you even born yet.

Yes.

As a matter of fact -- at birth, I wasn't delivered in a traditional manner -- rather, I JUMPED out of the womb, on my way to doing a 360 up in the doctor's face, and in doing so, I impressed the nurse* to no end with my smoooove game, making it a simple matter to get those panties off, and drop the hammer with my erect since day one instrument of female bliss.

From that moment on, I knew I was destined for Internet greatness.

* - OK...so she was a little chunky. I was young, cut me some fucl<ing slack