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How bout the "Please install the damn slots at Aqueduct handicap".
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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Hell, someone may pay him to choose that one!
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now your talking...I want a "sponsored" trip. Whats that Go Daddy web site again??
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Where are you staying? If in Queens, the "Austins Ale House Derby" would likely get you fed and drunk for the duration of your visit...
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Quote:
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"Change can be good, but constant change shows no direction" http://www.hickoryhillhoff.blogspot.com/ |
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If its a Filly race........ "" The Tiger-Jesse Memorial ""
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Ole' Timer says to another leaving Keystone Race Track (Philly ) ...""Its a good thing I broke even today, I really needed the money """!!!! Gotta Love Horse Racing !! |
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"The Gave Out the Super" in honor of Byk's action figure.
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That's good... But what about 'The 1st running of the Serpe's Hot'?
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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984. |
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"Serpe's Hot" was a catch phrase from the summer Hooves and Oey spent at Chez Byk working the Slave-B-Cue... "I gave out the Super" also grew out of the nightly capping sessions at the kitchen table. Was a FUN and FUNNY 6 weeks...
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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984. |
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That race could only be run at Saratoga.
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I know this seems obvious but
Do they have a race named after Funny Cide? What about the part owner of Funny Cide that died last year, Dave Mahan?
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the 'he's done enough'
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howabout the "Boxer"
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i've got it! the zippy chippy.
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Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. Abraham Lincoln |
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The "What is Terry Wallace wearing on Zenyatta Day" Stakes...
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Brilliant. Or "The Doesn't Ship on a Lark"!
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How about the PG 1985?
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