Joke of the Day

[TheSpyder]

> > Golf Vs Sex
> >
> > A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by
>a
> >
> > couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the
> > golfer
> > mumbles to himself.
> >
> > Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you
> > be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
> >
> > Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the
> > golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he says,
>"Sure,"
> > and
> > sinks the putt.
> >
> > Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would
> > like to get an eagle on this one." The same stranger is at his
>side
> > again
> > and
> > whispers,"Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex
> > life?"
> >
> > Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And he makes an eagle.
> >
> > On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without
> > waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his
> > side and says,"Would winning this match be worth giving up the
>rest
> >of
> > your
> > sex
> > life?"
> >
> > "Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.
> >
> > As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks
> > alongside him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you
>because
> > you
> > don't know who I am. I'm the devil, and from this day forward you
> >will
> > have
> > no sex life."
> >
> > "Nice to meet you," the golfer replies, "I'm Father O'Malley."
> >
> >
> >