Just turned on ESPN. Their lineup:
2019 Golden Tee World Championship (video gaming)
National Stone Skipping Competition
Cherry Pit Spitting Championship
Dodge Juggle (yes, they juggle while playing dodgeball)
Putt-Putt Championships
2019 Stupid Robot Fighting League
2019 World Sign Spinning Championship
2019 Jelle’s Marble Runs (it’s marble racing)
Lawn Mower Racing
Slippery Stairs (racing to the top against slippery obstacles)
2019 Death Diving World Championship
But some will have you believe that it’s silly and a waste of time to have a virtual race of the 13 Triple Crown winners.
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The real horses of the year (1986-2020)
Manila, Java Gold, Alysheba, Sunday Silence, Go for Wand, In Excess, Paseana, Kotashaan, Holy Bull, Cigar, Alphabet Soup, Formal Gold, Skip Away, Artax, Tiznow, Point Given, Azeri, Candy Ride, Smarty Jones, Ghostzapper, Invasor, Curlin, Zenyatta, Zenyatta, Goldikova, Havre de Grace, Wise Dan, Wise Dan, California Chrome, American Pharoah, Arrogate, Gun Runner, Accelerate, Maximum Security, Gamine
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