Joe Paterno - old age
Joe Buck - Sniper
W - chokes to death on pretzel
Gales - terminal stupidity
Cannon Shell - bulimia
Warren Buffet - heart attack
Jimmy Buffet - Suicide
GBBob - Murdered by Jimmy Buffet
Smooth Operator - After a stunningly easy Apple Blossom win - Zenyatta puts on a strap on and butt humps him to death.
Osama bin Laden - natural causes
Nancy Grace - chokes to death on spunk that goes down wrong pipe
Scav - stable pony accident
Freddy Mo - sex slave uprising
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