Time to bring this thread back up for the "newbies".
Today it won't be about Judge Larry. His antics have been funny enough.
I was thinking about one for Anna Nicole. Boob rot doesn't seem worthwhile.
Just put her in the ground already!
Yet, somehow, death can be laughed at, so I'll put this one out.
Also, "newbies"...add your own.
"Dead Penis"
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home.
One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones his penis died. Nurse Jones, realizing that Mr. Smith was old and forgetful, decided To play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.
Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants. Nurse Jones saw him and said, "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me your penis died."
"It did," he said. "Today is the viewing."
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