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Old 08-07-2008, 11:56 PM
Coach Pants
 
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We were talking about this with a friend earlier: WHY ARE WHITE PEOPLE SO ANGRY AT BLACKS?

and we came up with this answer: they're jealous!

Let's see why:
1) We got awesome resistance against the sun. Enjoy being burned
2) We are more fit, we can outrun any white male anytime
3) We got bigger dicks
4) Girls dig us better
5) We have very wide social circles. White people have forgot how to live in society
6) We got rhythm. We can dance, rap, sing, make music, you name it!
7) A black chick wouldn't date a white boy. On the other hand, white girls would drop their white boyfriend anytime for a black guy if given the chance
8) We're simply cooler. Admit it, maybe it wasn't the case some 200 years ago, but nowadays being white sucks whereas being black is cool as hell
9) We got a sense of what family is about
10) We get MANY children so that our genes will last long on this mother****ing earth, not like your average pathetic 2 children
11) If you don't die a virgin, and happen to get a daughter... chances are she'll be sucking and swallowing black dicks

I could be going on and on and on but you get the point by now

Enjoy being white, sucker
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