[AeWingnut]

two guys on a plane and they notice each of them has a back eye.

The one said, "what happened to you?"

well it was a slip of the tongue. I went to the ticket counter and the gal behind the counter had a huge pair and instead of saying, "gimme two tickets to pittsburgh" I said, "Give me two tickets to Tittsburgh" and she popped me one - what happened to you

same thing, a slip of the tongue

I was sitting at the breakfast table and I meant to say, "honey, please pass the cereal" but instead I said, "you ruined my life you fcukin b itch"