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Originally Posted by flowing tail
Oh f, i left my preliminary draft somewhere that I was writing earlier.
I need to step out for a while (very important business to attend to you see) but i will pick it up on my way home and bang it out. LOL. You know what i mean.
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I think I know what you mean but of course i cannot be sure. Anyways I thought it was time to snap myself out of my latest depression and so I have been busy as a beaver. I had to try to think of something that makes me happy because what with Rocky retired and all. Anyways i was thinking of all you fine men and Christmas! In June!!! Here is what i thought of and since i don't know what kinds of music you all like i wrote them in the music of Christmas songs!!!
This one is for Flo- it's in the tune of Silver Bells.
You're so sassy
hot and classy
and your penis is big
It would make a real good
Christmas present.
Betty Ford Guy
and lastkidpicked
and you, what do i do?
Want you all but this
one songs for you.
Flowing Tail
Flowing Tail
someday you'll get laid, stay sane!
Meds kick in,
lets begin
Look at the size of that train!!!
This one is for Bettyfordclinic, in the tune of Here Comes Santa Clause-
Goodbye Betty Ford!
Goodbye Betty Ford!
We'll be back someday!
BF guy, he and me
you know we can't keep away!
Drinking, smoking,
popping pills and
passing out in the rain!
We'll return
but for now I'll yearn
for his Betty Ford train!
They all have a similar theme! Here's one for Lastkidpicked-
It's sung in the tune of The First Noel-
The Laaaaaaast kid
who was picked in gym class,
he's a sweeeeet guy
does he do it slow or fast?
Oh laaaaast kid
all your fears will be solved
If no one picks you I will
if no midgets are involved!
Last Kid, last Kid
picked in gym class,
we can do it how you want
just not up my azz.
Now I will wait for your song!!! Ho Ho Ho!!!!!