[Arletta]

We interrupt this silence with a message from ~ Clyde


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FIXER SNIFFER!! REPORTS:




HUGE fixing in the SEC this weekend.The Crimson Lied cannot afford Saban
anymore;so----the AD and Prez have fixed the game and bet heavily against LOL
TIDE!

Take Arkysas and the 9.



SissiMippi is on the take this weekend.

Take Texas M&M minus 2.




The BT Fix of the Week:


State Penn needs money.The Prez and Board of Regents are taking the Vulvarenes
-1.They are losing by a LOT more than 1.

Take the Vulvarenes and give that point away.




BONUS:


If Aprilweather and Girly do fight.....don't pour out the money over this
anticipated mess.Both are well on the downside and would fight only for the huge
retirement check.

Blech!



Bet PyriteBlues to win that Ohio Distaff.




Do not bet NFL games.

Even the fixers don't know what in God's name is going on.




SportyFans,remember: DO NOT USE REAL MONOPOLY MONEY!