Well now Rocky always accuses me of having to preface everything i say and here's the proof that it's not true!!! So i don't know what to do here because there are a few nice people who i like so much (yes you, and..... you!!!) who deserve songs but you know the moment has to be right kinda like sex or something and now i am having quite the dilema which i always thought was spelled dilemna but it's not. Or is it???
Anyway i was driving this morning and drinking coffee and blah blah blah all these people were talking on the good stations instead of playing songs so i turned to the crappy stations to see what they were playing. At a red light this one i turned to was playing Elton and I'm very sorry to say i cannot stand him but not cause he is gay since i don't really care what anyone does in their own bedroom. But this song which i don't know all the words to cause it's kind of old was Goodbye Yellow Brick Road and it reminded me of My Red Ball! So I stared singing Goodbye Bellamy Road and let me tell you the guys in the next car looked over at me and at each other and back at me so I floored it when the light changed!!!
Don't worry, I came real close but swerved in time so no one was killed today anyway!!!!!
So now even though i don't care for that song it's stuck in my head so here's my song and it's just for you, My Red Ball!!!!! Did I already say it's in the tune of that awful Goodbye Yellow Brick Road? i can't remember!!!!!
Some balls are kinda small,
golf balls and baseballs are white
footballs are awkward and pointy and brownish
kids balls are pretty and bright.
I always wanted a red ball,
I'd keep it all to myself
one I can play with not signed by Babe Ruth
and stuck in some glass all alone
on a sheeeeeellllllffffff
So kiss me, Bellamy Road
and I'll tell you another tale
about some dead guy in Russia
whose life went kinda stale
Playing all day and then playing again
under the blankets, in bed
All my old balls were blue, I been waiting for you
so happy that you're reeeedddddd.....
Outside the window the thunder
gets really loud so we hide
under the covers so we can keep playing
horsie and jockey ride!
Let's take a walk and get soaked
Talk about movies and stuff
or let's just say that it's popsicle day
do you like it slow and calm
or rooooouuuuuggggghhhhh?????
(repeat chorus)
~ my miss storm cat