Well my morning is just miserable because I feel guilty on two accounts. First of all I realized I forgot to write a song for one of my very favorite people here Mr. Brockguy!!! The guilt!!! The guilt!!!!!! So I come to this thread and now the guilt is twofold cause no one else is writing songs and it's like i am interrupting and I'm in the way and going off topic and maybe everyone will get mad and hate me!!!!! Well I need to do something about this endless guilt before i become suicidal but in the meantime i need to pay homage to a really nice guy!!!!! Do you like Pink Floyd Brockguy because this is in the tune of Comfortably Numb which i think maybe I want played at my funeral but haven't quite decided yet because the only definite thing is i want to be buried with a picture of Powerscourt winning the Million (even though he really won it twice) and one of Ace standing around looking cute that i took at the BC!!!!! You have to imagine the echo and the Roger Waters scream and David Gilmour guitar solo, etc.
Brockguy...
The Derby is tomorrow
No one else here seems to care at all
tell me who you like
Curragh...
Wish that I were there now
having a Guinness with you
Okay, a popsicle too
Fallon...
Glad he's riding Dylan
Maybe we can play
horsie and jock someday!
There is no split, no banana
No fudgsicle (TM
), my mouth is empty
These thoughts are only coming through in waves
My lips move but there's nothing to put in them
When I wrote that thread i was listening
to U2 and feeling blue
Now people are posting stuff bout clams
and tacos but i can't cause I'm not gay
that is not how I am.
Myyyyyyyyy tongue likes to swirl,
I'm a popsicle girl.
Okay
just let me grab your (CENSORED)
I'll make you moan "Aaaaaahhhhhhh"
and when we're done we can
Talk some
about Ivan and Ace,
Antonius Pius and George
and Powerscourts last race.
(repeat chorus)