Ah wonder war MortimerDextimerFoximer is?
10.... waiting for TVG analysts to release their picks.. so he can run to TVG.com and find out the missing leg.
9.... looking for Sighty-poo in a field
8... comparing his vagina to the pictures he's recieved from Frannie, Dannie, and Mannie.
7... wondering where Red Type went
6... practicing his predatory skills on bunny rabbits in his back yard
5... daydreaming about MommyDearests vag
4... hoping someone doesnt make a list about him
3... searching for his zodiac cipher... so he can compare picks to TVG's.
2... deciding to go with TVG's picks for the 14th day in a row
and the number one place Morty could be:
1.. out buying more pud lengthening pills!