Always glad to learn about a smile.

And here's a guarantee that you can make book on ... within a year Pinch ... and his minions ... will be bounced by the family ... after enormous pressure from outside investors who are totally disgusted with the little twerp and his snotnose staff.

The whole editorial policy will be revamped to their old straight-news-loopy-editorials format. The days of The Times being a pure leftist propaganda outfit ... are severely numbered.

Begin the countdown.