Poor Scotty...
The engineer on Star Trek.

His ashes were to be launched into space aboard a private rocket.
The rocket failed 2 min into the flight, So his ashes got burned.
And "he" did not make it into orbit.

I wonder if he gets a refund.

207 other ashes/ex-people also failed to obtain orbit along with him.
They all are probably wandering along the jet stream to be deposited just
about everywhere. I wonder how many of Scottie's former atoms land
in my yard...

The pyramids just dont cut it anymore.