two guys on a plane and they notice each of them has a back eye.
The one said, "what happened to you?"
well it was a slip of the tongue. I went to the ticket counter and the gal behind the counter had a huge pair and instead of saying, "gimme two tickets to pittsburgh" I said, "Give me two tickets to Tittsburgh" and she popped me one - what happened to you
same thing, a slip of the tongue
I was sitting at the breakfast table and I meant to say, "honey, please pass the cereal" but instead I said, "you ruined my life you fcukin b itch"
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