From ~ Clyde
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Fave NA Thread Titles:
Official rye bread price thread
What's yer sperm count?
Who is baffert!
How do I know if I've been stiffed?
If all horses really were born in January,wouldn't that kill horse astrology?
Official Randy Sterling thread ( don't say anything)
Is the old cowboy star Tex Twitter really who started Twitter?
When did Maggie get turned out?
I only bet superfecta's cause I'm smard
Name a town where Just Thayin' was NOT employed as a cop
wud do you giys thing of the third raze at porx today?
If Cardvark is not doing a great job of making a fool of himself today, he is not doing his job.
Instead of saying,"I ran into this accomplished horseman and as fate would have it....he was looking to partner on a horse....", you say,"So I hire a new International Ops Manager and he sees my Santa Anita calendar on the wall and tells me that his former boss won the Kentucky Derby in 2010 (Animal Kingdom), and Breeders Cup and Dubai and Bev D (Euro Charlene)...I ask if I could buy the guy dinner to hear his stories.
As fate would have it, he was looking...."
....then you might be a blowhard.
And I'm not talking about Lease a Mower Otis.
Ending posts with "Cheers" makes me projectile vomit.
Don't let me bore you;these are just random thoughts.
(the above is not a random thought....it's a just thayin')
Let me make it clear that I am NOT notclyde.
"Driving car number 11 in this evenings sprint car race will be Mr. Arthur Garfunkel."
''I was High in the Himalaya's and Became the First Human to do Hash with Mr. Yeti"....the soon to be out book made during Brian Williams forthcoming 6 month vacay.
Hit songs by the Beatles ....had they been psychopaths:
I Saw Her Hanging There
I Want To Hold Your Head
PS I Hate You
I Threw Her Through the Bathroom Window
Expiration Day!
Come Apart
Leg Tripper
Eleanor Rigor Mortis
Got to Get You Outa My Life
Happiness is a loaded Smith&Wesson
I'm Happy Just to Dance on You
Do Not Let it Be
Please Mr. Coroner
Let's end it with a familiar STICKY(I don't know why u-tubey won't let just your choice song play anymore.The place is beginning to bug me.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CTqSu84g7s