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From Clyde
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Good afternoon to Sporty Fans all over the yard.
I mean the world.....of course.
Looks like the fix is becoming quite popular in college football.Congratulations to the Clemson player who I am quite sure received a large windfall for that "upsie!" last night.No need to worry about going high in the NFL draft when you can pick up a few hundred tho for timely butterfingers.
At least Vulvarene games needn't be fixed.
And hey....Mississippi State;it looked as though L-Less U would need osmosis to get back in that game.What?... was there late fixing going on regarding an L-Less U over/under in the final 5 minutes?? Really guys----that was awful.At least try to make it look clean.
Yow.
Now for the good news:The real Brownies are back.In a fit of dyslexia last Sunday,the Browns actually won a game in the last seconds.Spending extra time in practice all week,they found out what went wrong as they performed so admirably in the last 5 minutes of today's game.Just enough to turn success into carnage as the little football went sailing through the iconic goalposts as it came of the big ,fat foot of the Raven's place kicker------with no time left.
THAT is the way it's down,boys....great to have you back.
Back on the Field of Nightmares: The Tribe looked at film of that Browns/Saints game and, not wanting to let that same thing happen to them....they were able to turn a 4-3 lead in the 9th into a CONVINCING 5-4 defeat in the tenth at the hands of latest version of the '27 Yankess----the Minny-Sota Twats.I mean Twins.That being a game they really needed to win after Kansas City lost.
Their extraordinary work is really appreciated.
The Cavaliers ( blech!)....it's quite unreal.Now there will be a ten story photo of The Queen on the building next to the arena.That wall has been bare since the Hostile Witness left.Has hypocrisy ever been so well nourished?
Ohio State was idle this weekend as they prepare to play that rising national power,Cincinnati.Now, they are no Virginia Tech....but they may also employ a defense that Blurban&Company has never seen before in their lives.It doesn't seem to take much.
If you regularly bet on baseball like those NoAdvantage "fucl< the straight life" imbeciles ,well my God be with you and with your colossally dumb spirit.
Until next weekend when America once again losses it's shirt on sporty betting....Adios Amigos!!
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