Leave it to ~ Clyde
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Uh,thanks for the international racing doings ----which I do not care for one itty bitty.Can't read the saddle cloths, horsey's run the wrong way and the Brit announcers sound like a mouthwash contest;can't understand anything they say.
Debbie....thank YOU for your most excellent update of fine American
horsey racing.Also, this is for you and your exquisite post to my post:
!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
It was funnier than anything Olbermann ever could do.
Alrighty then----Hour Egyptian prez really is doing swine work,aye?Where would we be without him? Certainly not in Iraq.
And what else?
Is there a way,SightyPoo....that you could refrain from wonderful people name dropping?What?... do you get a bonus for mentioning the Belmonts more than 10 times month? This is not No Advantage,young lady. By the by....don't try it over there because they are all PROFESSIONAL dupa kissers and will bury you in a Dave Schwantz minute.
I have a nikkidie----UPS!!....I mean a DEAR friend who is down with the beri beri right now.I have this to play for her:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA5csjuJqHU
Why does the singer say "may" instead of "me"??
I hope DynamicSky won today,but I do not know.Canadian reportage is normally a little slow.Most of the time, it's just little.Any Canadians out there?
Why?
Really up for that JockeyCupGoldClub.
What is it?
SAY!...If you're like me ( even if no one's that lucky)and although you don't like cereal anymore,you do miss reading the cereal box while munching----great news! Libraries will soon have empty cereal boxes on their shelves!And guess what else? Next out will be e-cereal boxes!! YAY!!
There is someone out there still trying to sound like Andy Beyer.
Stop it.
It's not Mikey Beer, by the way.
Hey!....I got the new i-pud.Yup,you attatch it to your pud.It works on rf principles and connects to the i-net.You just dial in a smut site on the little screen and you will receive REAL fellatio from a "performer." This may do away with girlfriends who refuse to do their duties.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C47Z5LDGbSo
No one knows what is the world's best kept secret.
Why is there Idaho? ( I think the answer is,"Well----there's Oklahoma so why not?")
Again, life boils down to this:Christopher Lee inquired to his director about his own character,Dracula...."Can't you give him something more to do?" Answer,"Like what??"
Cement finishers, your job is never finished.
Of course, most of them are Italian and do have weddings to attend....for a few seconds.
They have groom finishes to do( inside funny).
NA is so fun to peruse.It's a never ending delight to those of us who find amusement in the frozen,the dead and the stupid.Today there are some nice topics: Why Am I getting my Head Beat In at the Races?, and....Logistics Model Question.
I relish it when they go off topic like that! Why do they insist on making horsey racing into the New Trigonometry? Wait until Drainos enters that baby.He's my fave!
Honest.That place,if it had any pride, would do like Brahms Stoker's Dracula and frump into one thousand rats and run off into the night,when it's dark----of course, while demon hunters try to squish them with their feet.
Anyone think the Peter Pan ride at Di'neyworld is just the best thing ever invented since the jelly donut? Boy I do! I was standing by the Starship the other day lavishing it with compliments and some guy walked up to me and said,"My, that old car's got a nice shine to it."
"DOUGH!!",I said...."Come'er." He followed me as I walked about 50 feet away.I warned him never to say anything disparaging about the Starship when standing near her because she understands English.
Can't wait for that first Saturday in October!
AMIGO'S!!....AVANTI!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJNNuj0MeYw